~Sign Posted at Golf Club in Arizona~

[BirdieGirl]

Actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:


1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE!




........NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE & TEE OFF!

[ForeontheFloor]

Actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:


1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE!




........NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE & TEE OFF!

Now that's funny:rofl::rofl:

[MickDuff]

Were you writing your number on the boys room wall again, BG? :p

[AnnikaFan]

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.


hee heee :hush::p

[BirdieGirl]

Were you writing your number on the boys room wall again, BG? :p

Darn it~ Busted! hee hee

[MickDuff]

And it's always busy! Ever heard of call waiting? :eek:

[TourIQ]

hee heee :hush::p

U GIRLS are having way too much fun on this thread :nono: :eek: :cool: :rofl:

[BirdieGirl]

U GIRLS are having way too much fun on this thread :nono: :eek: :cool: :rofl:

*laughing* ;)

[TourIQ]

*laughing* ;)

Hi BirdieGirl, you were the ___t disturber here and u know it [:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:]
Now any more 'one' or 'ten' liners to brighten up the day?