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QUICKME
Jan 11, 2007, 09:37 AM
I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am
asking friends and family and all you Golf Nuts to be the first to own a copy.
Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies",
which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider
information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the
game and observations of golfing partners.
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from
the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.
Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.
Chapter 13 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 17 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip
on the Foot Wedge.
Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $7.00 a Beer from the Cart
Girl and Give Her a $3 tip, Then Will Balk at $5.50 at the 19th Hole and
Stiff the Bartender...
Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy.

guitarman
Jan 11, 2007, 09:43 AM
Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy.



If the font in your book is as small I'm afraid I'll have to pass. These old eyes can't take the strain.

The Bun
Jan 11, 2007, 09:46 AM
I gotta have a coulpe of these for my buddies:rofl:, wait make that three, can't forget Kenny:rofl:. How do we get one.:confused:

-Bun-

leftintherough
Jan 11, 2007, 10:27 AM
If the font in your book is as small I'm afraid I'll have to pass. These old eyes can't take the strain.

lol !

I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am
asking friends and family and all you Golf Nuts to be the first to own a copy.
Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies",



I recommend you employ Big Shooter to edit and re"fontize" your copy.

nearace
Jan 11, 2007, 10:42 AM
you left out how to hide beer you brought from home from the marshals?:)

Leftygolfer30
Jan 11, 2007, 11:12 AM
FYI, the list of the chapters is an old, long standing golf joke.

...for those that didn't "get" it.

guitarman
Jan 11, 2007, 11:19 AM
FYI, the list of the chapters is an old, long standing golf joke.

...for those that didn't "get" it.

I would have got it If I could have read it a little easier. But I did manage to get my magnifying glass out and find a chapter of special interest to me.

How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.

Leftygolfer30
Jan 11, 2007, 11:33 AM
I would have got it If I could have read it a little easier. But I did manage to get my magnifying glass out and find a chapter of special interest to me.

How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The Bun
Jan 11, 2007, 12:08 PM
Yup ..I'm getting old...that one flew right by me:confused:. :confused::confused:
"Where's my pills"

-Bun-

owenmxz600
Jan 11, 2007, 12:45 PM
Yup ..I'm getting old...that one flew right by me:confused:. :confused::confused:
"Where's my pills"

-Bun-

hahaha " Where's my pills" that never gets old!

landlord
Jan 11, 2007, 12:46 PM
Where will you publish it, Nigeria?

nearace
Jan 11, 2007, 01:56 PM
Yup ..I'm getting old...that one flew right by me:confused:. :confused::confused:
"Where's my pills"

-Bun-are they blue made by pfizer ? lol