Letterman's 10 reasons why golf is better than sex

[Focker Singh]

Enjoy...gave me a good laugh!! :rofl:

Top 10 Reasons why golf is better than sex!

10. A below par performance is considered good.
9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8. Its much easier to find the sweet spot.
7. Foursomes are encouraged.
6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5. Three times a day IS possible.
4. Your partner doesn't have to hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3. If you live in Arizona, you can do it every day.
2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And best of all...
1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

[Greywolf]

Funny stuff!:D

[Grass Roots Tour]

Thats what I'm talking about!

[Ego Woods]

Enjoy...gave me a good laugh!! :rofl:

Top 10 Reasons why golf is better than sex!

10. A below par performance is considered good.
9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8. Its much easier to find the sweet spot.
7. Foursomes are encouraged.
6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5. Three times a day IS possible.
4. Your partner doesn't have to hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3. If you live in Arizona, you can do it every day.
2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And best of all...
1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
I read this somewhere...u must've been reading either Score Golf or the Toronto Star Golf mag, right? :D

[boss of the moss]

Not a Letterman fan but that is good stuff.

[Grass Roots Tour]

Not a Letterman fan but that is good stuff.

Totally agree, Letterman needs to be replaced..... badly!

[Rocknronny]

Totally agree, Letterman needs to be replaced..... badly!With who???

[Focker Singh]

I read this somewhere...u must've been reading either Score Golf or the Toronto Star Golf mag, right? :D
:D Bingo! Toronto Star Golf mag. Replace Letterman? He's funny!! Give him a break, better than Leno atleast!

[duffer_devon]

10 more reasons golf is better than sex


10. Even the pros have to take lessons
9. Playing different courses is considered "variety"
8. No pesky indescent exposure laws whe played outdoors
7. Wife won't get mad when you seek advice from your Pro
6. Advice from a caddie is encouraged
5. Equipment keeps getting longer
4. You don't have to share your feelings with your playing partners
3. You can practice anywhere, anytime
2. I don't have to play golf with my wife
And the number #1 reason golf is better than sex:

1. Golf takes 4.5 hours to finish