duffer_devon
May 10, 2005, 12:26 PM
10 more reasons golf is better than sex
10. Even the pros have to take lessons
9. Playing different courses is considered "variety"
8. No pesky indescent exposure laws whe played outdoors
7. Wife won't get mad when you seek advice from your Pro
6. Advice from a caddie is encouraged
5. Equipment keeps getting longer
4. You don't have to share your feelings with your playing partners
3. You can practice anywhere, anytime
2. I don't have to play golf with my wife
And the number #1 reason golf is better than sex:
1. Golf takes 4.5 hours to finish
10. Even the pros have to take lessons
9. Playing different courses is considered "variety"
8. No pesky indescent exposure laws whe played outdoors
7. Wife won't get mad when you seek advice from your Pro
6. Advice from a caddie is encouraged
5. Equipment keeps getting longer
4. You don't have to share your feelings with your playing partners
3. You can practice anywhere, anytime
2. I don't have to play golf with my wife
And the number #1 reason golf is better than sex:
1. Golf takes 4.5 hours to finish