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TourIQ
Jun 15, 2007, 12:07 AM
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

justinn
Jun 15, 2007, 12:23 AM
hahaha, nice joke TourIQ.

forgedblade
Jun 15, 2007, 06:09 PM
Pretty funny stuff.

golf101
Jun 15, 2007, 07:52 PM
will keep that one fo rfuture use.:rofl:

nearace
Jun 15, 2007, 08:11 PM
love it must admit it took a minute:)

sharkhark
Jun 15, 2007, 08:26 PM
jesus i am so slow, finally got it. nice one.

Johnson
Jun 16, 2007, 01:05 PM
I don't get it?

TourIQ
Jun 16, 2007, 01:22 PM
I don't get it? u need to get waid :rofl:

Johnson
Jun 16, 2007, 03:12 PM
I don't get it?

Oh I get it now.

The Troll
Jun 16, 2007, 04:27 PM
u need to get waid :rofl:

That's what he means....he doesn't get it. :p

TourIQ
Jun 16, 2007, 04:34 PM
Oh I get it now.Sometimes it has to be spelt out :rofl: I didn't get it the 1st
time I read it either, then had to read it again :D :cool:

timbs
Jun 22, 2007, 01:23 PM
took me a few seconds but that was funny.

great stuff.