Are you kidding me?

[racmbs]

Wife woke up this morning and asked me to put the recycling and garbage a the curb, load the dishwasher and turn it on, and strip the bed so we can wash the sheets.

Can you believe this? Right when I was getting ready to walk out the door and play 9 at King's Riding this morning.

The nerve of women these days....always out to ruin a good day.

[hogannut]

DId she NOT see the weather forecast for today? Fine, put the garbage out, but the dishes and laundry will be there 3 hours later when you get back from your 9 holes. I'd divorce her if I were you!

[davevandyk]

that's when you say NO, as you are taking the blanket and pillow out for the inevitable sleep on the couch

[guitarman]

Wow that was fast. It took my wife almost 6 months of marriage to pull that crap on me.

[Louie]

I hear ya brother from another mother.:D :rofl:

[guitarman]

Besides this is stuff the women should be doing lest the end up like this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120154868323&ru=http%25

[leftintherough]

Surprised she didn't ask you to fill up the car with gas as well......

[jayda]

that's because she realized how many shoes/clothes she can buy with your CL membership...LMAO!

[dks_34]

Good for her! lol:rofl:

[Kace]

http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/owned008.jpg

[golfingoalie]

Serves you right...I thought you were never going to play King's riding again.

[nearace]

sounds like my house:( but having the same wife for 26 years does have advantages,just cant think of any right now.:eek:

[Big Shooter]

SUCKERS!:D

[racmbs]

Serves you right...I thought you were never going to play King's riding again.

I wasn't....but saw the greens yesterday when I went to play HG and they looked really good.

Too bad though, was -1 after 9 holes and would have loved to finish. I'm certain I would have caved and finished with around a 78. :rofl:

[corchard]

Wife woke up this morning and asked me to put the recycling and garbage a the curb, load the dishwasher and turn it on, and strip the bed so we can wash the sheets.

Can you believe this? Right when I was getting ready to walk out the door and play 9 at King's Riding this morning.

The nerve of women these days....always out to ruin a good day.

Next will be the chore wheel:

Mondays - wash bathtub (when was the last time you lounged in a bath)
Tuesdays - take in drycleaning, vaccume living room carpet
Wednesdays - garbage, wash kitchen floors, do clothes laundry
Thursdays - dust, clean windows,
Friday - Wash sheets, wash towels,
Saturday - wash and vaccume cars (Hers and his), mow lawn, rake leaves, weed garden, iron sheets/placemats, clean behind stove/under sink/behind fridge
Sunday - Cuddle in front of Tv watching chick flicks. Get you don't love me speach if you refuse

[guitarman]

Next will be the chore wheel:

Mondays - wash bathtub (when was the last time you lounged in a bath)
Tuesdays - take in drycleaning, vaccume living room carpet
Wednesdays - garbage, wash kitchen floors, do clothes laundry
Thursdays - dust, clean windows,
Friday - Wash sheets, wash towels,
Saturday - wash and vaccume cars (Hers and his), mow lawn, rake leaves, weed garden, iron sheets/placemats, clean behind stove/under sink/behind fridge
Sunday - Cuddle in front of Tv watching chick flicks. Get you don't love me speach if you refuse

Don't forget the Saturday garage sale in which his clubs will be the #1 deal.

[Bellyhungry]

Is there a prenup?

Next will be the chore wheel:

Mondays - wash bathtub (when was the last time you lounged in a bath)
Tuesdays - take in drycleaning, vaccume living room carpet
Wednesdays - garbage, wash kitchen floors, do clothes laundry
Thursdays - dust, clean windows,
Friday - Wash sheets, wash towels,
Saturday - wash and vaccume cars (Hers and his), mow lawn, rake leaves, weed garden, iron sheets/placemats, clean behind stove/under sink/behind fridge
Sunday - Cuddle in front of Tv watching chick flicks. Get you don't love me speach if you refuse

Is being forced to watch Desperate Housewife on Sunday night considered a chore?

[moneyjism]

Besides this is stuff the women should be doing lest the end up like this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120154868323&ru=http%25

That was fu**ing funny as hell. That guys an idiot I would have grabbed my clubs from the old guy, jumped in my car and not even come back for my clothes.

[guitarman]

That was fu**ing funny as hell. That guys an idiot I would have grabbed my clubs from the old guy, jumped in my car and not even come back for my clothes.

Thats exactly what I was thinking when I read that. I could have cared less if the guy had a reciept or not. On the other hand if I was that old guy getting a set of forged mizzies for $89 I'd have been running and swinging to get out of there as quick as possible.:D

[The Troll]

Sunday - Cuddle in front of Tv watching chick flicks. Get you don't love me speach if you refuse

See....here is where most guys screw up and are beat for life.

The correct answer is....No, I don't. Trust me, you'll never get the "you don't love me" speech again.

You squirm....you lose. :D

[guitarman]

See....here is where most guys screw up and are beat for life.

The correct answer is....No, I don't. Trust me, you'll never get the "you don't love me" speech again.

You squirm....you lose. :D

I'm 20 years in and just finding this out.:confused:

[The Troll]

I'm 20 years in and just finding this out.:confused:

I grew up with three older sisters....I learned. :D

[leftintherough]

I grew up with three older sisters....I learned. :D

I sense some emotional scarring with those hand me downs mister!

[The Troll]

I sense some emotional scarring with those hand me downs mister!

Where do ya think the red pants came from?

[avidgolfer]

Ahhh... the joys of marriage.

I dunno why... no matter how long you have dated or lived together... Once the I Do's and rings are exchanged... it's a totally new and different ball game. :dunno:

Bachelorhood is a dictatorship. Marriage is a democracy and you are always the opposition!

[nearace]

Is there a prenup?



Is being forced to watch Desperate Housewife on Sunday night considered a chore?not with a tv in every room:rofl:

[corchard]

Bachelorhood is a dictatorship. Marriage is a democracy and you are always the opposition!

Well said. That should go in a quote book somewhere.

[golferboy]

First word in the sentence...'wife' says it all....didnt you know things change when you get married.....:$ Wife woke up this morning and asked me to put the recycling and garbage a the curb, load the dishwasher and turn it on, and strip the bed so we can wash the sheets.

Can you believe this? Right when I was getting ready to walk out the door and play 9 at King's Riding this morning.

The nerve of women these days....always out to ruin a good day.

[JEBS]

Bachelorhood is a dictatorship. Marriage is a democracy and you are always the opposition!


of a majority government.

Try having a wife who is 8 months pregnant. :eek:

I must edit this since I could never deal with the whole child birth thing. I guess if men had babies the human race would have never made it..

[toro57]

women are in labour for 2 - 6 hours....we get 9 months of it....and then it gets real bad for 18 years....:D