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racmbs
Sep 28, 2007, 06:21 PM
I'm bored and miss his snarky come-backs.....aside from a few others around here, he provided some pretty good entertainment and enjoyed reading his tongue in cheek posts.From now until he's brought back, I'm staging a road block whereby nobody will be allowed in, or out of TGN.

If you are logged in, you can't leave.

If you are logged off, you can't log in and won't let you....dammit. :D


The guy was harmless man....I want guitarman back!

Bellyhungry
Sep 28, 2007, 06:29 PM
The inmate is running the asylum....

On the other hand, I do think Guitarman deserve a pardon, or at least an early parole...

racmbs
Sep 28, 2007, 06:31 PM
The inmate is running the asylum....

Damn straight skippy, and you aren't allowed to leave either.

Mwwwuhahahahaha!

By the way, swain's lonely....drop by the shop for some cake. :D

Bellyhungry
Sep 28, 2007, 06:34 PM
Damn straight skippy, and you aren't allowed to leave either.

Mwwwuhahahahaha!

By the way, swain's lonely....drop by the shop for some cake. :D

Everytime I visit the Swanky Den, I end up spending some dough...It is worse than a whoorehouse.

Quarter end today, not leaving anytime soon....(@#$%! Where is my Thai delivery?)

golfingoalie
Sep 28, 2007, 06:37 PM
Hey Scotty...you been hanging with Luv2golow & Rockinronny today...you knew they didn't mean a trip to Taco Bell when they invited you for some Tex Mex :D

racmbs
Sep 28, 2007, 06:37 PM
(@#$%! Where is my Thai delivery?)

Basstige! I had Chi-knees fer lunch and I'm still full.

Whadya get? :D

Grass Roots Tour
Sep 28, 2007, 06:41 PM
Everytime I visit the Swanky Den, I end up spending some dough...It is worse than a whoorehouse.




Whaddaya mean worse ? Too much of a good thing ?

Basstige! I had Chi-knees fer lunch and I'm still full.

Whadya get? :D


Now I KNOW yer fibbin', chi-knees never leaves you feeling full for more than a 1/2 hr. :rolleyes:

Bellyhungry
Sep 28, 2007, 06:47 PM
Basstige! I had Chi-knees fer lunch and I'm still full.

Whadya get? :D

We are getting some f**k...uhmm...I meant Phat Thai, pine-apple fried lice and some curry chicken....

Biffm1
Sep 28, 2007, 06:49 PM
Now I KNOW yer fibbin', chi-knees never leaves you feeling full for more than a 1/2 hr. :rolleyes:[/quote]


Are you saying YOUR never full for more than a half hour? :D

Kace
Sep 28, 2007, 06:49 PM
Wait, Terry was banned??? Dammit, I'm out of town for three days and I miss everything. I'm glad The OC was cancelled, this place is much more interesting and has way better plot lines.

Link to thread regarding ban???

nearace
Sep 28, 2007, 06:55 PM
is he banned or in the corner alone for a time out?

Bellyhungry
Sep 28, 2007, 07:14 PM
No one knows...There's his side of the story, then there's Mod's side of the story, and then there is the cold hard truth....

racmbs
Sep 28, 2007, 07:16 PM
is he banned or in the corner alone for a time out?

In a time out...and I highly doubt it was voluntary. :rofl:

You know who else I miss?

The resdent TGN spleing B chmpin of 2007....oen cold lern a lot from tht gyu.

nearace
Sep 28, 2007, 07:17 PM
In a time out...and I highly doubt it was voluntary. :rofl:

You know who else I miss?

The resdent TGN spleing B chmpin of 2007....oen cold lern a lot from tht gyu.you funny me laff very hard:rofl:

The Troll
Sep 28, 2007, 07:19 PM
They banned Eric Clapton????? :confused:

owenmxz600
Sep 28, 2007, 08:02 PM
They banned Eric Clapton????? :confused:

about time:rofl:

luv2golow
Sep 28, 2007, 09:22 PM
Hey Scotty...you been hanging with Luv2golow & Rockinronny today...you knew they didn't mean a trip to Taco Bell when they invited you for some Tex Mex :D

thats a low blow.... I says pardon....:D

golfingoalie
Sep 28, 2007, 09:30 PM
thats a low blow.... I says pardon....:D

Excuse me let's go back with Mrs. Champ and "barter" over the sofa...

luv2golow
Sep 28, 2007, 09:34 PM
Excuse me let's go back with Mrs. Champ and "barter" over the sofa...

How's about we dicker over the couch?:D



You know who else I miss?

The resdent TGN spleing B chmpin of 2007....oen cold lern a lot from tht gyu.

Hes the bestest speeler everest. I'm veri likin hm muchly good.;)

davevandyk
Sep 28, 2007, 09:37 PM
i didn't even know that he was gone for a bit. By the amount of people that are "leaving" and coming back, we should just make a new folder for it ALL!

Let's hope he gets back before the Sens/Leafs game on Wednesday... i need someone to "fight" with over why one team is missing the playoffs, and the other is Cup bound!!

luv2golow
Sep 28, 2007, 09:56 PM
i didn't even know that he was gone for a bit. By the amount of people that are "leaving" and coming back, we should just make a new folder for it ALL!

Let's hope he gets back before the Sens/Leafs game on Wednesday... i need someone to "fight" with over why one team is missing the playoffs, and the other is Cup bound!!

Let the leafs / sens battle begin......:p

racmbs
Sep 28, 2007, 11:44 PM
i didn't even know that he was gone for a bit. By the amount of people that are "leaving" and coming back, we should just make a new folder for it ALL!

Let's hope he gets back before the Sens/Leafs game on Wednesday... i need someone to "fight" with over why one team is missing the playoffs, and the other is Cup bound!!

The season hasn't even started, and already the Sens fans are anxiously awaiting there teams inevitable exit from the playoffs.

At least I can admit the Leafs blow and won't make it. :D

iwalk3
Sep 30, 2007, 09:38 PM
Been away for a while......................."wot haapend"!

nearace
Oct 1, 2007, 04:38 PM
maybe we should start a poll?

discomonkey
Oct 1, 2007, 05:20 PM
he's still banned? did we ever figure out what the reason was? I don't believe for a minute that he asked to be banned.

Anthony
Oct 1, 2007, 05:26 PM
I'm sure he is not a bad guy and certainly has been very nice and gracious at times on the site, but as someone who has butted heads with him, based on my loosey goosey application of the rule book and speed of play amongst other posts, his holier then thou attitude and not wanting to let anything go did not come off well on-line...

Sorry for the honesty...... Put me down as indifferent....

nearace
Oct 1, 2007, 07:00 PM
he's still banned? did we ever figure out what the reason was? I don't believe for a minute that he asked to be banned.just had a look at the members list he is not on it?

simar
Oct 1, 2007, 08:44 PM
banned users don't show up in the list until the ban expires.

The Troll
Oct 1, 2007, 10:15 PM
They banned Eric Clapton????? :confused:

I shot the sheriff but I did not ban the G-man. :rofl:

Big Shooter
Oct 1, 2007, 11:02 PM
I shot the sheriff but I did not ban the G-man. :rofl:

You're just responding to this now? You too, must have a Slow Hand!!! ;) :D

Bellyhungry
Oct 2, 2007, 10:10 AM
I'm sure he is not a bad guy and certainly has been very nice and gracious at times on the site, but as someone who has butted heads with him, based on my loosey goosey application of the rule book and speed of play amongst other posts, his holier then thou attitude and not wanting to let anything go did not come off well on-line...

Sorry for the honesty...... Put me down as indifferent....

Not good to speak ill of the departed....:$

guitarman
Oct 2, 2007, 10:32 AM
Thats right. Your cries have been heard. Unfortunately I won't be the same after returning back from the TGN shock therapy program.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1330/8991_0006.jpg

discomonkey
Oct 2, 2007, 10:33 AM
welcome back... soon enough, you'll regain that spunk ;)

golfingoalie
Oct 2, 2007, 10:35 AM
Yet another successful RACMBS campaign comes to an end. :cool:

racmbs
Oct 2, 2007, 10:45 AM
Thats right. Your cries have been heard. Unfortunately I won't be the same after returning back from the TGN shock therapy program.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1330/8991_0006.jpg

Did they put those little jumper-like cables on your nipples and shock you with a car battery, like they did to me and Gerry?

You should see Gerry now, he was hairy before....:rofl:

Yet another successful RACMBS campaign comes to an end. :cool:

I fight for all my brothers.....regardless of age/race/sex/color/creed or cell phone preference. :D

leftintherough
Oct 2, 2007, 10:55 AM
Thats right. Your cries have been heard. Unfortunately I won't be the same after returning back from the TGN shock therapy program.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1330/8991_0006.jpg

Do you ssssst start to st st stutter when you ttt try to ssay pp, pe um people?????

guitarman
Oct 2, 2007, 10:57 AM
Did they put those little jumper-like cables on your nipples and shock you with a car battery, like they did to me and Gerry?


:D

I asked for the nipples as that is my preference but they had ideas south of that.

The Troll
Oct 2, 2007, 10:59 AM
Did they put those little jumper-like cables on your nipples and shock you with a car battery, like they did to me and Gerry?



Like that's the first time you two have had shock therapy. :eek:

leftintherough
Oct 2, 2007, 11:04 AM
I asked for the nipples as that is my preference but they had ideas south of that.

By the way. welcome back. Now, could you explain why your posts are glowing?????

golfingoalie
Oct 2, 2007, 11:10 AM
Like that's the first time you two have had shock therapy. :eek:

I'll have you know I resemble that remark...

nearace
Oct 2, 2007, 11:11 AM
Thats right. Your cries have been heard. Unfortunately I won't be the same after returning back from the TGN shock therapy program.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1330/8991_0006.jpgglad you are back :)

leftintherough
Oct 2, 2007, 11:14 AM
glad you are back :)

Hey, you guys aren't going to get into hi, welcome, why no thank you, type of posting to get your counts up again ? Are you??

racmbs
Oct 2, 2007, 11:16 AM
Like that's the first time you two have had shock therapy. :eek:

My first encounter of shock therapy with Gerry, was when we were in Florida this past spring and had just got back to the house after playing some stick.

I walked in the room to change, and there was Gerry standing naked as a jaybird, with his back to me........

I've never in my life, seen a guy as hairy as that. :rofl:

leftintherough
Oct 2, 2007, 11:18 AM
My first encounter of shock therapy with Gerry, was when we were in Florida this past spring and had just got back to the house after playing some stick.

I walked in the room to change, and there was Gerry standing naked as a jaybird, with his back to me........

I've never in my life, seen a guy as hairy as that. :rofl:

Thanks, now no need for lunch all of sudden.....

The Troll
Oct 2, 2007, 11:19 AM
Thanks, now no need for lunch all of sudden.....

Perhaps you had a premonition of this post while at Scarboro.... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Bellyhungry
Oct 2, 2007, 11:20 AM
I asked for the nipples as that is my preference but they had ideas south of that.

You are 12 posts away from joining the 2000+ club, I suggest that you post wisely when you hit the 2000 plateau.

guitarman
Oct 2, 2007, 12:02 PM
Sorry for the honesty...... Put me down as indifferent....

Just like your attitude towards the rules of golf.:D

nearace
Oct 2, 2007, 12:14 PM
Hey, you guys aren't going to get into hi, welcome, why no thank you, type of posting to get your counts up again ? Are you??yes :rofl:

golfingoalie
Oct 2, 2007, 12:16 PM
My first encounter of shock therapy with Gerry, was when we were in Florida this past spring and had just got back to the house after playing some stick.

I walked in the room to change, and there was Gerry standing naked as a jaybird, with his back to me........

I've never in my life, seen a guy as hairy as that. :rofl:

Dude you told me flat out that Swain is much hairier than me :confused:

:rofl:

racmbs
Oct 2, 2007, 12:19 PM
Dude you told me flat out that Swain is much hairier than me :confused:

:rofl:

Oh he's hairy alright....and the kid has no @ss either. Ever stood behind him on the tee and watched him hit? No butt, twitches like he's had a dozen coffees and sticks his tongue out like he's gonna catch a few boogers.

Ask luv2golow how nasty his butt looks, he got a birds eye view on the Sunday morning of Ryder Cup. :rofl:

guitarman
Oct 2, 2007, 12:21 PM
Oh he's hairy alright....and the kid has no @ss either. Ever stood behind him on the tee and watched him hit? No butt, twitches like he's had a dozen coffees and sticks his tongue out like he's gonna catch a few boogers.

Ask luv2golow how nasty his butt looks, he got a birds eye view on the Sunday morning of Ryder Cup. :rofl:


Hmm. Sounds like you guys are a very close group of golfers. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

Big Shooter
Oct 2, 2007, 12:37 PM
Hey, you guys aren't going to get into hi, welcome, why no thank you, type of posting to get your counts up again ? Are you??

That's YOU & nearace!!! :$

leftintherough
Oct 2, 2007, 12:39 PM
That's YOU & nearace!!! :$

Ya think ?

Hmm. Sounds like you guys are a very close group of golfers. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

And some are european to boot!

guitarman
Oct 2, 2007, 12:46 PM
And some are european to boot!

I will never be able to tee off in front of RACMBS. I've got a perfect butt.

leftintherough
Oct 2, 2007, 12:52 PM
I will never be able to tee off in front of RACMBS. I've got a perfect butt.

I'd switch to "However" then......

nearace
Oct 2, 2007, 01:36 PM
I'll have you know I resemble that remark...thanks terry got the email :rofl:

I will never be able to tee off in front of RACMBS. I've got a perfect butt.who was the judge of that?

racmbs
Oct 2, 2007, 01:42 PM
I will never be able to tee off in front of RACMBS. I've got a perfect butt.

I'll be the judge of that......just make sure yer pants are form-fitting to be judged properly, please.

That's all I ask. :D

Louie
Oct 2, 2007, 01:45 PM
I'll be the judge of that......just make sure yer pants are form-fitting to be judged properly, please.

That's all I ask. :D

Maybe Owen will let him borrow his yellow pants.:shhh: