torontodude
Jan 29, 2008, 11:59 PM
I'm a huge tiger fan but this has me concerned...
Tiger's ascension
ALLAN MAKI
Globe and Mail Update
January 29, 2008 at 7:00 PM EST
If some believe Tiger Woods may be heaven sent then this will clinch the deal: Sports Illustrated is going to do a photo shoot of the last supper with Woods sitting in as Jesus Christ.
We are not making this up.
The photo, which will be taken in Los Angeles next month, will have Tiger sitting at a table flanked by a host of famous golfers, all of whom he has overwhelmed on the links, only they won't be the real golfers. They'll be look-alikes, people who resemble Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh and can only wish to have the same driving accuracy.
The website www.tigerwoodsisgod.com has the actual Sports Illustrated casting announcement which calls for 13 look-alikes and identifies the apostles they'll be representing.
Playing the part of Peter, who three times denied that he knew Jesus, will be someone who looks like Jack Nicklaus. Playing the part of the traitorous Judas will be someone who looks like Fuzzy Zoeller, who earned a taste of infamy for making wise cracks about fried chicken or collard greens being served at Woods's Master's Club Champion's dinner in Augusta, Ga.
No one looking like Bill Murray as Carl Spackler has been invited to the photo shoot.
The final photograph will used on the cover of a future issue of Sports Illustrated magazine. As noted on the casting announcement, those selected as Woods's table-mates will not be fed or even paid for their involvement.
That said, we have to ask: once the photograph appears, will it help lead us to the Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code 2?
Tiger's ascension
ALLAN MAKI
Globe and Mail Update
January 29, 2008 at 7:00 PM EST
If some believe Tiger Woods may be heaven sent then this will clinch the deal: Sports Illustrated is going to do a photo shoot of the last supper with Woods sitting in as Jesus Christ.
We are not making this up.
The photo, which will be taken in Los Angeles next month, will have Tiger sitting at a table flanked by a host of famous golfers, all of whom he has overwhelmed on the links, only they won't be the real golfers. They'll be look-alikes, people who resemble Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh and can only wish to have the same driving accuracy.
The website www.tigerwoodsisgod.com has the actual Sports Illustrated casting announcement which calls for 13 look-alikes and identifies the apostles they'll be representing.
Playing the part of Peter, who three times denied that he knew Jesus, will be someone who looks like Jack Nicklaus. Playing the part of the traitorous Judas will be someone who looks like Fuzzy Zoeller, who earned a taste of infamy for making wise cracks about fried chicken or collard greens being served at Woods's Master's Club Champion's dinner in Augusta, Ga.
No one looking like Bill Murray as Carl Spackler has been invited to the photo shoot.
The final photograph will used on the cover of a future issue of Sports Illustrated magazine. As noted on the casting announcement, those selected as Woods's table-mates will not be fed or even paid for their involvement.
That said, we have to ask: once the photograph appears, will it help lead us to the Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code 2?