Movie Quote Trivia

[swaaain]

First you want to kill me, then you want to Kiss me..... Blow!!!!!

Name the move and Character.

The person who gets it right first, has to come up with the next line.

[Big Shooter]

Army of Darkness....Ash

Here's mine:

"Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you."

[dks_34]

Dignam - the departed.



Ok Next......


"Back off man. I'm a scientist."

[golf nut]

"Ghostbusters"

"We need a bigger boat."

[swaaain]

Ghostbusters, Peter Venkman


"My wife, she is dead?"

"Yes sir, I am afraid she is."

"High five!"

"Ghostbusters"

"We need a bigger boat."

"Jaws"

[Merlot]

[quote=swaaain]Ghostbusters, Peter Venkman


"My wife, she is dead?"

"Yes sir, I am afraid she is."

"High five!"

Borat

Movie Quote;

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

You humans.. disgdust me.

[swaaain]

Come on, test us.

It is Agent Smith in The Matrix

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the a$$ or the crotch? "

Another fav movie!

[golf nut]

"Fight Club"


"I'm in the goddamn woods again."

[Big Shooter]

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the a$$ or the crotch? "

Another fav movie!

Tyler Durden, Fight Club

next....

"And change the combination on my luggage!"

"Fight Club"


"I'm in the goddamn woods again."

Legend of Bagger Vance

[Merlot]

Come on, test us.

It is Agent Smith in The Matrix

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the a$$ or the crotch? "

Another fav movie!

Crash.

How about: Wild west remake.

Barber?

Yes, sir?

Proceed Sir.

[Big Shooter]

Crash.

How about: Wild west remake.

Barber?

Yes, sir?

Proceed Sir.

Tombstone

next....

"And change the combination on my luggage!"

[Merlot]

Movie Quote: Redheaded hothead


Cop 1 : Slip your piece under the towel.

Cop 2 : I got no beef with you.

Cop 1: Are you sweet? Is that your problem?

Cop 2 ; Come on, I'm on the job.

Cop 1 : You ain't on my ****in' job.

[Big Shooter]

Movie Quote: Redheaded hothead


Cop 1 : Slip your piece under the towel.

Cop 2 : I got no beef with you.

Cop 1: Are you sweet? Is that your problem?

Cop 2 ; Come on, I'm on the job.

Cop 1 : You ain't on my ****in' job.

um, you're not playing by the rules....answer the last one first! :(:nono:

[Merlot]

Or this classic rant. Sometimes performed on his daughter.


Bad things happen to good people all the time
I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God

um, you're not playing by the rules....answer the last one first! :(:nono:

Spaceballs?

[Big Shooter]

Spaceballs?

thanks, now, which (1) do you want us to answer....(1!!!) ;)

[Merlot]

thanks, now, which (1) do you want us to answer....(1!!!) ;)

the second one is easy I think so the first one.

[ondadl]

"Goodnight Ned!"

[Big Shooter]

the second one is easy I think so the first one.
just for you....

1. Mad Dog & Glory
2. No Country for Old Men


next...

"I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? D!ck York and D!ck Sargeant. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: D!ck York, D!ck Sergeant, Sergeant York..."

[Merlot]

just for you....

1. Mad Dog & Glory
2. No Country for Old Men


next...

"I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? D!ck York and D!ck Sargeant. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: D!ck York, D!ck Sergeant, Sergeant York..."

Waynes World Wayne World, Dymnimite excellent waynes world wwaynes world

[quote=Merlot]Or this classic rant. Sometimes performed on his daughter.


Bad things happen to good people all the time
I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God


???

[Big Shooter]

"Goodnight Ned!"

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10101000/10101975.jpg

[Merlot]

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10101000/10101975.jpg

Good one. Thats some serious googleing! :rofl:

[Tyger]

Bad things happen to good people all the time
I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God
???

Malice...Baldwin's character.


"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Richard]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Princess Bride


"I read Scotty's report on you.
Said you're one hell of a hitter."

[Big Shooter]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Princess Bride


"I read Scotty's report on you.
Said you're one hell of a hitter."

The Natural

"Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River."

[golf nut]

Jasper Parnevik In Waynes World.


He is great! Geez, that old Fat Man. Look at the way he moves, like a dancer...And those fingers, them chubby fingers. And that stroke, it's like he's uh, like he's playin' a violin or somethin'.

[Big Shooter]

Jasper Parnevik In Waynes World.
(http://photos.empics.com/g49/p37/241846.htm)

close...could yoy be more SPECIFIC!!! :)

(btw, it would be Jesper, not Jasper!) ;)

[golf nut]

close...could yoy be more SPECIFIC!!! :)

(btw, it would be Jesper, not Jasper!) ;)

eeerm click the link, what do I know.

[Richard]

He is great! Geez, that old Fat Man. Look at the way he moves, like a dancer...And those fingers, them chubby fingers. And that stroke, it's like he's uh, like he's playin' a violin or somethin'.
************

Paul Newman - The Hustler (remembered the line, had to google it though)


"My swing feels like I'm unfolding a lounge chair."

[swaaain]

Tin Cup, Roy Macevoy


Uh-uh. I don't tip.
Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
I don't believe in it.
You don't believe in tipping?
I love this kid, he's a madman, this guy.
Do you have any idea what these ladies make? They make *****. : Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.

Another of my favorite movies, and actors!!!

[Big Shooter]

Tin Cup, Roy Macevoy


Uh-uh. I don't tip.
Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
I don't believe in it.
You don't believe in tipping?
I love this kid, he's a madman, this guy.
Do you have any idea what these ladies make? They make *****. : Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.

Another of my favorite movies, and actors!!!
Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs

next:

"I know you're not standing on your front porch with a bag of money waiting for me to call you. But I'm not some 18-year-old selling a cure for AIDS. I'm 46 years old, I have 22 years market experience, I know this business. So pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets go make some money" (sounds like Dave Pratt?) ;)

[swaaain]

Boiler Room, not sure of the charcters name.

[Merlot]

Jasper Parnevik In Waynes World.


He is great! Geez, that old Fat Man. Look at the way he moves, like a dancer...And those fingers, them chubby fingers. And that stroke, it's like he's uh, like he's playin' a violin or somethin'.

The Hustler

[swaaain]

"The Price is wrong!, b!tch"

[skt07]

"The Price is wrong!, b!tch"

Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore

"Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"

[Merlot]

Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore

"Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"

Quintens second hit. I forget...

[swaaain]

It is Pulp Fiction,

I will let someone else come up with a line.

[Richard]

"Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day."

[golf nut]

"Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day."



Costantino Rocca.. The Godfather.

"Where is all this friggin water coming from"

Ungoogleable, use your imagination!

[MP33]

Costantino Rocca.. The Godfather.

"Where is all this friggin water coming from"

Ungoogleable, use your imagination!

Wasn't Costantino Rocca in the last group with Tiger at the 97 Masters?

[Richard]

Rocco is the wrong answer

I think I remember the "Where is all the water" line from a movie I saw on dvd fairly recently, I think it was about two brothers (irish?) and one of them had to rip a toilet off the floor to escape and save his brother from some russian thugs ? And the line was spoken by a detective investigating the scene ?

[golf nut]

"Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day."

I realise that Don Corleone actually spoke these words but afterall this is a Golf forum and Rocco seemed like a good substitute.

You cannot google the previous clue.

[sharkhark]

You're a funny guy selly, i like you...... that's why im gonna kill you last.



"Remember when I said I would kill you last......I lied! "


John Matrix.......Commando



For those of you that have not met the shark...my guns are bigger than arnie's:rofl:

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/M/3A/zN/1E/TN/wY/TZ/tF/kX/nB/na/B5/lM/B5/1N/5I/zN/zE/zM/wI/TM/B5/VM._SY400_SX600_.jpg
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/M/3A/zN/1E/zN/wY/TZ/tF/kX/nB/na/B5/lM/B5/lM/wQ/TM/2k/DO/4c/DN/B5/VM._SY400_SX600_.jpg

[Big Shooter]

You cannot google the previous clue.

Perfect Storm, Under Siege....I give up....GAME OVER!!! :$

[golf nut]

Titanic's Captain | Edward John Smith

[Big Shooter]

Titanic's Captain | Edward John Smith

so that was not an actual "movie quote?" :rolleyes::(

[Jeffc]

"If it's all the same to you, I'll drive that tanker."

[golf nut]

Well not quite.

so that was not an actual "movie quote?" :rolleyes::(


Well not quite.

[Big Shooter]

Well not quite.

:thumbs_do:thumbs_do:thumbs_do:thumbs_do:nono:

[golfnguru]

Not sure where it stands now, but here is a quote:

He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?

No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a *****. And when he wasn't busy busting my ***, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a ***** and kick these kids in the balls or something. Or don't. ****. I don't care. Just leave me the hell out of it.

[Big Shooter]

Not sure where it stands now, but here is a quote:

He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?

No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a *****. And when he wasn't busy busting my ***, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a ***** and kick these kids in the balls or something. Or don't. ****. I don't care. Just leave me the hell out of it.

Bad Santa

next:

"My father was Armenian. My mother was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish."

(note: when you're Googling, some forums have the quote wrong, including IMDB!!!!)

[golfnguru]

Bad Santa

next:

"My father was Armenian. My mother was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish."

(note: when you're Googling, some forums have the quote wrong, including IMDB!!!!)

The horrible Caddyshack II

That's three halves.

Oh, she was a big woman.

_____

next:

Non!

[Big Shooter]

Non!

that's tough/vague, maybe "Ratatouille?"

next:

"I just need to know if it's possible for two people to stay happy together forever, or at least for a few years."

[golf nut]

That would be Juno in Juno.


You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You 've got to kill him or let him be.

[Big Shooter]

You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You 've got to kill him or let him be.

True Grit

next:

Broad sword calling Danny Boy

[golf nut]

Great movie

Burton in Where Eagles Dare'


Next. "I'd agree with you if you were right"....



I know... it sounds like a response one might get on this forum.

[golfnguru]

that's tough/vague, maybe "Ratatouille?"

When you see the answer, I don't think you will think it is vague.

[Big Shooter]

"I'd agree with you if you were right"....

Awakenings

next:

My name is Nick.
My father thought of it shaving!

When you see the answer, I don't think you will think it is vague.

OK, I give up/have moved on... :$

[golfnguru]

Awakenings

next:

My name is Nick.
My father thought of it shaving!



OK, I give up/have moved on... :$

Marcel Marceau
Silent Movie - The only words spoken in the movie

[Big Shooter]

Marcel Marceau
Silent Movie - The only words spoken in the movie

mais Oui...I forgot about that one....you're right, I should have known, I remember that was an answer to a trivia question, back when that movie was relevant! :$

[golf nut]

Anyone have a good quote from "Quest for Fire"?

[Big Shooter]

Anyone have a good quote from "Quest for Fire"?

:rofl::D;)

[Ping High]

"Where is all this friggin water coming from"

Ungoogleable, use your imagination![/quote]

Boondock Saints

Next: you like to dance este? I got move that will stick and cut.

[ebaj1]

"I'm in the goddamn woods again."

Why, Hardy Greaves played by Jack Lemmon on his tee shot from the movie "The Legend of Bagger Vance":D

"I spend more time in the trees than the squirrels......":D

[Pingeye2_fan]

Not sure where it stands now.

How about 'Obviously your not a golfer"

[Big Shooter]

Not sure where it stands now.

How about 'Obviously your not a golfer"
The DUDE http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/9/2/8/5/12055829-12055831-large.jpg from The BIG LEBOWSKI :D

next...

"I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!"

[ebaj1]

"Well...at least I tried"....:cool:

[Bellyhungry]

Two of my favorites:

'You want chaos? I'm the chaos. You want fear? I'm the fear. You want a new beginning? I'm the new beginning....I am THE LAW.'

'I don't have a God complex; I AM God'

[Magootz]

'I don't have a God complex; I AM God'

Alec Baldwin - Malice

Next: 'Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back.'

[Biffm1]

not playing by the rules I know...but i haven't made a comment on anything for like...a long time....
movie quote.
"Don't talk to me, don't look at me, just pick your *** up out of that Italian leather chair and get the f*** out of this room, right now. C'mon let's go schleprock, out."
too easy.

[Big Shooter]

"Don't talk to me, don't look at me, just pick your *** up out of that Italian leather chair and get the f*** out of this room, right now. C'mon let's go schleprock, out."
too easy.
Boiler Room (yes, pretty easy since I quoted it in an earlier post);)

next...

"The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls"

[golf nut]

"The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls"

Breakfast club..

next,quite appropriate.

I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

[ProV1Kenobi]

grosse point blank?

[Merlot]

This one is a classic. Golfnut may get it right away after seeing some of his posts on this thread.

"They won't catch us this time! Not this time! They haven't spotted us! No, they're all snoring in their bunks! Or, you know what? They're drinking at the bar, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, my friends. Not yet! "

'I don't have a God complex; I AM God'

Alec Baldwin - Malice

Next: 'Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back.'

Rodney Dangerfield?

[Big Shooter]

This one is a classic. Golfnut may get it right away after seeing some of his posts on this thread.

"They won't catch us this time! Not this time! They haven't spotted us! No, they're all snoring in their bunks! Or, you know what? They're drinking at the bar, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, my friends. Not yet! "

Das Boot

next....

"Shut your little yaps! Now here it is sports fans, Beaufort S.C.!"

[Merlot]

Das Boot

next....

"Shut your little yaps! Now here it is sports fans, Beaufort S.C.!"

It was on last night. AMC. Good channel. Good movie if you can sit through it all.

I don't know that one.

[Biffm1]

Shut your little yaps! Now here it is sports fans, Beaufort S.C.!"
The Great Santini.


next. a little more obscure....

"I think the end of the world just came for that bag of Fritos I had in my pants pocket." and "I know my rights, I demand to see my urologist"...same movie

[golf nut]

"Shut your little yaps! Now here it is sports fans, Beaufort S.C.!"


The Great Santini (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079239/quotes)


I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

this was a tough question I guess.


Five Easy Pieces


Next clue to get on track.


"etcetera etcetera etcetera"

[gatsby]

Jasper Parnevik In Waynes World.


He is great! Geez, that old Fat Man. Look at the way he moves, like a dancer...And those fingers, them chubby fingers. And that stroke, it's like he's uh, like he's playin' a violin or somethin'.

Fast Eddie in the Hustler.


Tatallia's A PIMP!

[Big Shooter]

"etcetera etcetera etcetera"

The King & I

next:

"Scribbling and bibbling, bibbling and scribbling."

[golf nut]

The King & I

next:

"Scribbling and bibbling, bibbling and scribbling."

Sounds like Racmbs trying to compose the correct line to sell another cell phone.


However that's wrong it's

Tom Hulce in Amadeus.



next..."Do you think it was worth the price?"

tough one from a golden oldie and it isn't Swain after paying 1000 bucks for a Tour pro shaft.

[Big Shooter]

"Do you think it was worth the price?"

from another classic WWII film, not as good as Where Eagles Dare, but most would be to differ....and besides, I was waiting for YOU to quote a Steve McQueen film...though I thought perhaps "Le Mans" ;)
..but I digress, this line was uttered by James (Maverick/Rockford) Garner in "The Great Escape"

next...

"Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie?"
[laughs]

[golf nut]

"Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie?"

American Psycho...


Next, just for the nuts'


"What's in the bag?"

[Big Shooter]

American Psycho...


Next, just for the nuts'


"What's in the bag?"

http://www.gosleepgo.com/files/location/IMG_6347b.JPG

[Bellyhungry]

'I am the Po-lice, King Kong ain't got nothing on me!'

- Training Day

[guitarman]

I'm funny how? Like a clown. I'm funny like a clown? I' m here to amuse you?Tell me. What the **** is so funny about me?

[cdnputter]

Joe Pesci as Tommy De Vito...Goodfellas

Here's a good one;

If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.

[guitarman]

Joe Pesci as Tommy De Vito...Goodfellas

Here's a good one;

If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.

Grosse Point Blank.

Here's another:

Every morning I wake up and beat my wife. If I don't know why, she does.

[Bellyhungry]

Here's another:

Every morning I wake up and beat my wife. If I don't know why, she does.

Rendition

Guess this one: '***** you very much'