rpangman
Feb 11, 2008, 11:03 PM
Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots.
Shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.
A *Paris Hilton* - a very expensive hole.
A *James Joyce* - putt that's an impossible read.
A *Rock Hudson * -it looked straight, but wasn't.
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim.
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker into another.
A *Yasser Arafat* - butt ugly and in the sand.
A *Kate Winslett* -a drive that's little bit fat but otherwise perfect!
A *John KennedyJr*., didn't make it over the water.
An *Elephant's **** - it's high and it stinks.
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed.
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it.
A *Princess Grace* - should have used a driver.
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver.
A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good.
Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole.
A *Rush Limbaugh* - a bit too far to the right.
A *Nancy Pelosi* -way too far to the left.
A "Barbra Streisand" – Ugly but still working.
A "Linda Ronstadt" – Blew By You.
A "**** Cheney" – Ball in an undisclosed location.
A "Teddy Kennedy" – < /B>goes in the water, but jumps out.
A *Peewee Herman* – Too much wrist.
Shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.
A *Paris Hilton* - a very expensive hole.
A *James Joyce* - putt that's an impossible read.
A *Rock Hudson * -it looked straight, but wasn't.
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim.
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker into another.
A *Yasser Arafat* - butt ugly and in the sand.
A *Kate Winslett* -a drive that's little bit fat but otherwise perfect!
A *John KennedyJr*., didn't make it over the water.
An *Elephant's **** - it's high and it stinks.
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed.
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it.
A *Princess Grace* - should have used a driver.
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver.
A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good.
Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole.
A *Rush Limbaugh* - a bit too far to the right.
A *Nancy Pelosi* -way too far to the left.
A "Barbra Streisand" – Ugly but still working.
A "Linda Ronstadt" – Blew By You.
A "**** Cheney" – Ball in an undisclosed location.
A "Teddy Kennedy" – < /B>goes in the water, but jumps out.
A *Peewee Herman* – Too much wrist.