scientific urinal study

[davepratt]

I play a fade and I just noticed I have an open stance at the urinal. Anybody else notice this? Sorry ladies, you don't get a vote on this one. I hope.

[nearace]

strange very strange but funny :rofl:

[Pingeye2_fan]

I play a fade and I just noticed I have an open stance at the urinal. Anybody else notice this? Sorry ladies, you don't get a vote on this one. I hope.
I would check your grip.

[goshawk]

I would check your grip.
Would that be the full swing grip, or the "short" game grip?:D

[MannyR]

You may need a longer shaft.

[davepratt]

Some how I knew this would turn into a string of one liners and that's what I was counting on. A couple of the latest threads have been heavy so I thought an ice breaker was in order. BTW I wasn't kidding about the stance. I was considering hanging around the bathrooms at golf courses to take a formal poll but I decided I was more than likely going to end up with a wedge stuck in the side of my head so I passed .

[Big Shooter]

there's nothin' like a good pee, or as I call it "the moment of inertia" MOI :D

[VBall]

Some how I knew this would turn into a string of one liners and that's what I was counting on. A couple of the latest threads have been heavy so I thought an ice breaker was in order. BTW I wasn't kidding about the stance. I was considering hanging around the bathrooms at golf courses to take a formal poll but I decided I was more than likely going to end up with a wedge stuck in the side of my head so I passed .

Its always good to have a light hearted thread on peeing. :rofl: This thread reminds me of GoldenBear's thread on underwears. :D

[goshawk]

Some how I knew this would turn into a string of one liners and that's what I was counting on. A couple of the latest threads have been heavy so I thought an ice breaker was in order. BTW I wasn't kidding about the stance. I was considering hanging around the bathrooms at golf courses to take a formal poll but I decided I was more than likely going to end up with a wedge stuck in the side of my head so I passed .
Dave, remind me to keep a close eye on you at the next TGN event I'm able to get to!:D

[Pingeye2_fan]

I thinlk it is also important to keep your weight on the balls of your feet and don't rock back on to your heels, too easy to sway when your weight is on your heels.

[MickDuff]

Keep your head down and your eye on the...

[Merlot]

You may need a longer shaft.

I know a good palstic surgeon.:rofl:

[goshawk]

I know a good palstic surgeon.:rofl:
Is he a micro-surgeon!?:rofl:

[Merlot]

:rofl: Is he a micro-surgeon!?:rofl:

HAHA. No sorry. He can't help.:rofl:

[davepratt]

Is he a micro-surgeon!?:rofl:

Hey Hey Hey! This is uncalled for!:rofl:

[golf nut]

I play a fade and I just noticed I have an open stance at the urinal. Try standing up rather than sitting down, you won't be quite as open.

[Merlot]

Try standing up rather than sitting down, you won't be quite as open.

Very good. Unfortunately I sit down when at home.:hush: :rofl:

[Big Shooter]

I play a fade and I just noticed I have an open stance at the urinal. Anybody else notice this? Sorry ladies, you don't get a vote on this one. I hope.

"Depends"

[TourIQ]

Do you hook your shot into the urinal on your left :eek: or pee in the other guys right pant pocket?

[dekker]

you realize of course you've just made every guy check his stance?

[davepratt]

you realize of course you've just made every guy check his stance?

That was the plan. I have a suspicion Golf Digest will want to publish our findings.

[dekker]

well in that case I want to go on record as assuming a normal parallel putting stance with the right hand low.:rolleyes:

[goshawk]

Mine is a parallel-left stance, using a modified baseball grip with the forefinger extended down the shaft.:p

[golferboy]

I try to keep my weight on my right foot, to promote a tight draw with very little splash.

[davepratt]

Mine is a parallel-left stance, using a modified baseball grip with the forefinger extended down the shaft.:p

That's a tough one if you've just come out of a cold water hazard.

[goshawk]

That's a tough one if you've just come out of a cold water hazard.
NOT!:rofl:

[TourIQ]

We should vote on who has the best 1 liner [post #] on this thread.

[Merlot]

We should vote on who has the best 1 liner [post #] on this thread.

My vote would be:

You may need a longer shaft.

or.....

Try standing up rather than sitting down, you won't be quite as open.

or.....

Is he a micro-surgeon!?:rofl:

Arthroscopy

[bythehour]

My vote for best line:


I would check your grip.

I damn near spewed on my keyboard...

[Merlot]

My vote for best line:




I damn near spewed on my keyboard...

I missed that one.:rofl:

[cactusgrande]

toe nudger??

[Bellyhungry]

I play a fade and I just noticed I have an open stance at the urinal. Anybody else notice this? Sorry ladies, you don't get a vote on this one. I hope.

Whatever your stance, just make sure you don't spray it all over the place. Also, just be mindful of fellow golfers before you let it go.
Thirdly, a little tap after letting go will do wonder.

[JEBS]

I just had a caddy shack flash back

[Golden Bear]

We don't talk about peeing nearly enough.

The problem in the OP relates directly to the underwear-vent topic. If the "fade" is more of a "slice", it's probably because you're coming over the top.