Getting Relief ... from that case of brew. Ahhh!

[iyell4]

Restroom facilities on-course.
Please, they are there for golfers to use.

However,
after a few beers and a bumpy ride in the powercart, have you taken
(or have you seen someone take) two steps into the woods behind an evergreen, whip it out and 'mark your territory'? ;)

If so, do you do this.
1. whilst golfing with your regular posse?
2. in mixed company?
3. whilst golfing with your boss?

My take is, it is bad manners and most certainly frowned upon. But if you're gonna do this ... do it deep, deep, deep in the woods.

I'm just hoping the moisture on my pant legs is only the morning dew on those leaves. :eek:

[Rocknronny]

Restroom facilities on-course.
Please, they are there for golfers to use.

However,
after a few beers and a bumpy ride in the powercart, have you taken
(or have you seen someone take) two steps into the woods behind an evergreen, whip it out and 'mark your territory'? ;)


If so, do you do this.

1. whilst golfing with your regular posse?
2. in mixed company?
3. whilst golfing with your boss?


My take is, it is bad manners and most certainly frowned upon. But if you're gonna do this ... do it deep, deep, deep in the woods.


I'm just hoping the moisture on my pant legs is only the morning dew on those leaves. :eek:Well as they say when you gotta go you gotta go...:rofl:

[Big Shooter]

Well as they say when you gotta go you gotta go...:rofl:

Yup, that's what I'm sayin'!!!

...."deep woods?" You mean where the West Nile Mosquitoes are?

I just make sure there aren't any ladies around!

It's also kinda hard on a Links-style course!

[Flogger]

We have it easy. Have you ever been golfing with a lady that can't wait for the club house at the turn? That can be funny. Not only do they trek deep into the woods for privacy, but you have to also stand guard for them to make sure nobody comes anywhere near that part of the forest :rofl:

sorry ladies :) .

[DubRepublic]

When nature calls..... Do your duty.

[tjhayko]

When nature calls..... Do your duty.

I'm with Dub, do what you gotta, when you gotta. Be discreet though.

[iyell4]

I don't belong to a private club, but I wonder if you know of any private clubs that actually have rules/guidelines pertaining to this topic.

[DubRepublic]

As a courtesy, if the greens are rolling too quickly I like to pee around the cup and help out the group behind us. They just think I'm taking a long time to putt.

[noback]

We have it easy. Have you ever been golfing with a lady that can't wait for the club house at the turn? That can be funny. Not only do they trek deep into the woods for privacy, but you have to also stand guard for them to make sure nobody comes anywhere near that part of the forest :rofl:

sorry ladies :) .Been there and stood guard too. It IS simply hillarious. Good thing about the ladies is they have tissues in their bag. How many you guys carry tissue???? I thought so. :rolleyes:

My buddy's wife saved another buddy a pair of shorts because she had tissues in her bag and he couldnt hold out untill the turn. Now THAT was funny.:rofl:

Bottom line............... if ya gotta go................go:rofl: :rofl:

[Focker Singh]

Like most said, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Just remember to aim downwind!! Always watch out for mosquitos too!! :D

[thecoach]

The only time I don't "practice my stance" is when there are women in the group or women somewhere near by - that as they say is "good manners" - but if it's all guys, practice away!!;)

[AnnikaFan]

i never had to pee during a game :P
i don't use public washrooms until absolute emergencies...

[iyell4]

i never had to pee during a game :P
i don't use public washrooms until absolute emergencies...wow! not that is endurance, considering the amount of time involved and the beverages ingested. your bladder must be the size of lake ontario!:eek:

[Zeuser]

Any special rules? Like:

- On the green, don't piss on another player's line
- Don't piss in bunkers unless it's your third stroke and your mad
- Don't piss on teeboxes unless the group behind you is pissing you off (pun intended)
- Don't piss on fairways unless it's in a casual water hasard
- You may piss in an out of bounds area.
- You may piss in water hasards if you've lost your ball in said hasard.
- Never ever piss in the cup. That's just sick!
- Never ever piss on another player. Even if you're losing the game.

[pudubny]

I don't belong to a private club, but I wonder if you know of any private clubs that actually have rules/guidelines pertaining to this topic.
My club has no specific rules. The member guidelines request using the course washrooms but it's mostly the ladies who wait for them. I've never heard anyone complain about it.
I have heard that Mrs. Frost at Spring Lakes can get pretty worked up over public displays of your wanker, but I don't know that as a fact.
I mean it's unhealthy to hold a six pack in your bladder, not to mention it gives me the shanks.
Pud.

[playadraw]

Golfed with some buddies years ago and was way out on the 14th tee when my friend feels the train rushing down the track.


We were walking so there was no way to get back to the clubhouse on time.

Off he goes into the woods with the towel from his bag. Comes back to the tee with a plastic bag in his hand.

We asked him what was in the bag and he says " I found this bag in the woods so I might as well take my towel home and wash it".

The nastiest golf experience of my life.