Copetown Woods Apr 22nd Trash Talk

[westbeach]

Here you go fellas, a place to do some trash talking.

[Copetown Woods]

well .. since no-one has taken the liberty yet ... I'll start...

Scotty (RACMBS) ... It seems you've mastered the sim golf ... hitting your irons off the tee ... do they have a waste bunker or fescue simulator?? :eek: :eek:

Albert ... I'll make sure the superintendant is in front of you all day with the top dresser!!! :rofl:

and Ronny .. no freakin par on 17 is gonna win you all the skins again!!! :mad:

[Golftool]

Scotty (RACMBS) ... It seems you've mastered the sim golf ... hitting your irons off the tee ... do they have a waste bunker or fescue simulator?? :eek: :eek:



Thats :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :D

[westbeach]

Who's in for skins with validation?

Basically, it's skins but you must post the low score or tie the low score after winning a hole to "validate" your skin. I say $10 per person (optional of course) and if there are no winners, the money will go to a charity of choice.

[NWILLIAMS]

Basically, it's skins but you must post the low score or tie the low score after winning a hole to "validate" your skin.

I'm not following... ??

[corchard]

I wish I knew everyone a little better but we'll just get things started:

Scotty... I'm looking forward to schoolin ya on grass instead of plastic.
Ted... I'll show ya what the R7TP can really do.

everyone else can just admire my wilsons from (far far below) below.

[racmbs]

Scotty (RACMBS) ... It seems you've mastered the sim golf ... hitting your irons off the tee ... do they have a waste bunker or fescue simulator?? :eek: :eek:



Not sure Barry, I've never been on the sides of golf courses like you have, I'm usually down the fairway waiting for all you girls to take your third shots....:p

I wish I knew everyone a little better but we'll just get things started:

Scotty... I'm looking forward to schoolin ya on grass instead of plastic.
Ted... I'll show ya what the R7TP can really do.

everyone else can just admire my wilsons from (far far below) below.

If your schooling on grass is in any way a reflection of how you played in the SIMS, then I guess I'm ok for the next few years even with giving you 6 shots aside :D

[Farmboy]

Not sure Barry, I've never been on the sides of golf courses like you have, I'm usually down the fairway waiting for all you girls to take your third shots....:p

Down the fairway????? I thought caddies were supposed to be behind the golfer.:D

[racmbs]

Who's in for skins with validation?

Basically, it's skins but you must post the low score or tie the low score after winning a hole to "validate" your skin. I say $10 per person (optional of course) and if there are no winners, the money will go to a charity of choice.

Ok Ted.....the only charity that my money is going to after a day of playing golf/skins, is in one of your pockets if I end up losing.

Your heart is most certainly in the right place my friend, but I'd like to leave the charitable donations to something else other than a loss at skins......besides, it makes me much happier losing to RR and seeing the smile on his face after he's won $10 of my money........

PRICELESS :p:rofl:

Down the fairway????? I thought caddies were supposed to be behind the golfer.:D

Precisely Frank, which is what you and I will need to go over once you've been fitted for the straps on my tour bag.....don't want it to be too heavy or uncomfortable for ya :D

[Copetown Woods]

:rofl: Ha ha ... I knew I could get Scotty all riled up!! Too easy! :rofl:

[racmbs]

:rofl: Ha ha ... I knew I could get Scotty all riled up!! Too easy! :rofl:

I'm just getting started......I'm all for having fun too ya know. :D

[Rocknronny]

[quote=westbeach]Who's in for skins with validation? quote]NO.
Skins works like this.Its $20 to get in "THIS IS OPTIONAL" out of the$20 each hole is $1.One tie all tie and the hole is carried over.With the $2 thats left we play closest to to pin on 17.If there is a carry over at 18 All monies go to the winner of the closest to the pin.

[Grass Roots Tour]

Just nobody drive into my parked truck at this outing, pahlease. :eek: :mad:

[akrus]

^^^^ somebody ban that guy (RR)... :P

Albert ... I'll make sure the superintendant is in front of you all day with the top dresser!!! I thought you guys had a deal to store all the unused sand on your greens that the Ministry of Transportation has after unusually mild winters like this one????

Just nobody drive into my parked truck at this outing, pahlease. :eek: :mad: Should have Big Shooter pick the colour to paint it - a blind man would see it then...

[Farmboy]

Just nobody drive into my parked truck at this outing, pahlease. :eek: :mad:

Okay but I can't promise anything about those beautiful straight tee shots that I can pull off.:eek:



Precisely Frank, which is what you and I will need to go over once you've been fitted for the straps on my tour bag.....don't want it to be too heavy or uncomfortable for ya :D

I thought I told you that there was no way in he** I'm carrying that pink bag.

[Rocknronny]

Ronny .. no freakin par on 17 is gonna win you all the skins again!!! :mad:Just like last game it will be my BEST shot of the day.:cool:

[westbeach]

[quote=westbeach]Who's in for skins with validation? quote]NO.
Skins works like this.Its $20 to get in "THIS IS OPTIONAL" out of the$20 each hole is $1.One tie all tie and the hole is carried over.With the $2 thats left we play closest to to pin on 17.If there is a carry over at 18 All monies go to the winner of the closest to the pin.

Fair enough.

First wager of the outing. I bet this thread gets more replies than the other one. Anybody?!? 10-1 odds. Just kidding.

[rockwalls]

this is like trash talking over a video game!! take it out on the course!! :D you guys ain't hitting nuttin but a big piece of hanging sheet!! hehe.:p

[Big Shooter]

Who's in for skins with validation?

Basically, it's skins but you must post the low score or tie the low score after winning a hole to "validate" your skin. I say $10 per person (optional of course) and if there are no winners, the money will go to a charity of choice.

For validation, don't you just have to 'par or better' the next hole?
...that's how we play!! Simpler!:cool:

[Rocknronny]

I have been playing this format for many years and there is no need for any validation.Look what happend when they tried it with the big boys.So we will stick to the format that works.

[westbeach]

Hey man, just tossing ideas out there. I'll run it by you next time before I post. :rolleyes:

[akrus]

Seeing as there's going to be a large number of people that I haven't golfed with at this upcoming event, I'm just going to leave it as a fun day for me and not get into the skins thing. I'm thinking that the whole talk of skins could intimidate those that haven't been out before, so I for one, will just be there to have a good time and not be uber-competitive. Gotta get the newbies comfortable so they come out more frequently. Skins in a random grouping where the other 2 or three members aren't into it, doesn't make much sense to me.

[westbeach]

Seeing as there's going to be a large number of people that I haven't golfed with at this upcoming event, I'm just going to leave it as a fun day for me and not get into the skins thing. I'm thinking that the whole talk of skins could intimidate those that haven't been out before, so I for one, will just be there to have a good time and not be uber-competitive. Gotta get the newbies comfortable so they come out more frequently. Skins in a random grouping where the other 2 or three members aren't into it, doesn't make much sense to me.

Good point Albert. The skins part of the outing is PURELY optional. Now that I think about it, the skin's game loses its draw if I'm potentially the only one in my group playing for it.

[Faemow]

I let my clubs do the talking for now. I tend to have a big mouth :hush: when i talk too much smack

[Titan]

Seeing as there's going to be a large number of people that I haven't golfed with at this upcoming event, I'm just going to leave it as a fun day for me and not get into the skins thing. I'm thinking that the whole talk of skins could intimidate those that haven't been out before, so I for one, will just be there to have a good time and not be uber-competitive. Gotta get the newbies comfortable so they come out more frequently. Skins in a random grouping where the other 2 or three members aren't into it, doesn't make much sense to me.

I think I will be out of the skins game aswell. I participated in the skins at Thundering rocks and wasn't even close. I don't mind wagering when I know I have somewhat of a chance. Maybe two teir skins based on handicap? (just a thought)

FFFFOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..... Sorry just warming up :rofl:

[Big Shooter]

OK, so to RECAP....NO SKINS at Copetown!!!!:)

[Farmboy]

OK, so to RECAP....NO SKINS at Copetown!!!!:)

I take it you're speaking on behalf of yourself?

[Faemow]

I take it you're speaking on behalf of yourself?

Seriously, farmboy's money made my wallet a little bit fatter after Angus:D Hoping to take more of his hard earned $$

[Farmboy]

Seriously, farmboy's money made my wallet a little bit fatter after Angus:D Hoping to take more of his hard earned $$

O U C H ! ! ! Well in that case hope you're ready for that Canadian Tire money again.:D

And what's this hard earned thing?? My wife doesn't work that hard. LOL

[Faemow]

O U C H ! ! ! Well in that case hope you're ready for that Canadian Tire money again.:D

And what's this hard earned thing?? My wife doesn't work that hard. LOL

I thought you had better Golf Sticks? Didnt' know you were using Canadian Tire Golf Clubs and balls. I feel kinda bad taking your wife's hard earned Canadian Tire money. Fine I'll give you a skin or two since you suffered enough...especially in those bunkers. =P

[Farmboy]

I thought you had better Golf Sticks? Didnt' know you were using Canadian Tire Golf Clubs and balls. I feel kinda bad taking your wife's hard earned Canadian Tire money. Fine I'll give you a skin or two since you suffered enough...especially in those bunkers. =P

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you had to remind me of that bloody bunker. I just got through with the therapist.........great calling her now need another session.LOL

[abz-pete]

Hi guys,

I'm a newbie here with a few questions -

Is it normal for people to post a score on an outing?
If so, is Stableford scoring ever used?
Or is it purely a social outing, with optional skins? A skins game can be a lot of fun amongst friends but it doesn't really work with people who have only just met each other...

[Farmboy]

Hi guys,

I'm a newbie here with a few questions -

Is it normal for people to post a score on an outing?
If so, is Stableford scoring ever used?
Or is it purely a social outing, with optional skins? A skins game can be a lot of fun amongst friends but it doesn't really work with people who have only just met each other...

Hey Pete welcome aboard. This is purely a social outing and the skins are optional. No pressure what so ever or at least that's what I keep telling myself every time I hand over my money to half of these guys I play golf with. :hush:

[Rocknronny]

Hey Pete welcome aboard. This is purely a social outing and the skins are optional. No pressure what so ever or at least that's what I keep telling myself every time I hand over my money to half of these guys I play golf with. :hush:Yep and like it when you line my pockets with your cash.:p

[duffer_devon]

Yep and like it when you line my pockets with your cash.:p
You just keep your hand out of my pockets.

[Rocknronny]

Ok guys with the event just 5 days away I thought I would bump this up to the top.Have fun and try to go easy on farmboy.:rofl:

[Farmboy]

:rofl: Ok guys with the event just 5 days away I thought I would bump this up to the top.Have fun and try to go easy on farmboy.

Oh here we go again on Farmboy....................................okay no problem I can take it...............................give me your best.......................actually let me rephrase that with some of these guys I played with they might take that the wrong way (not that there is anything wrong with that):rofl: .

So with that being said is everyone ready to get this game on? Who wants to give me their money now to save the embarrassment?:D

[nobdyhere]

I dunno farmie ... i'm tired of watching you hit every sand bunker .. if you like the sand so much hit the beach or something ... lol

[golfguy25]

I dunno farmie ... i'm tired of watching you hit every sand bunker .. if you like the sand so much hit the beach or something ... lol

Jay....was that you that almost hit the clubhouse on the 9th @ CT on Saturday???

[nobdyhere]

Nope wasn't me ... it was Ronny buddy...

[Farmboy]

Jay....was that you that almost hit the clubhouse on the 9th @ CT on Saturday???

:eek:

Well at least if that happened Barry has the workers there still to fix the damage:rofl:

[Copetown Woods]

I was the first one ever to hit the clubhouse ... I skulled it out of the bunker on #9 the first week we were open... bad thing is that the lightning siren just went so the porch was packed, and I hit it above the porch between the dormers on the roof. It came bouncing down off the roof, onto the lawn in front. Everyone was killing themselves laughing that me of anyone hit it.

So then I hit a sweet flop shot to a tight pin ... like 2 feet away and made my bogey annd walked away with my head down!! :D

[Dan_L]

I will 100% have atleast one par. SMACK! What hole? no clue.

Im going to say I will better my round on saturday from the last by 4 shots. Any wagers on that?

Then I can change my name from Captain three putt to captain 2.8 putt.

[SoNgMaN]

i got my first chip in of the year on the 3rd hole on saturday so i can't guarantee that will happen on saturday. i will however duff it off the tee a few times

[Faemow]

Becareful fellas, soon Faemow is gonna clean his clubs (.....finally:clap: ) and mark his golf balls for saturday . Maybe even break-in the leather of my new glove, :omg: . You heard me correctly. And taking advice from the one's who played in the Monsoon last time at Copetown, I'll bring lots of extra gear:wink: . No :cat: HERE! Not really anticipating the cold, but eagerly awaiting to play CTW for the first time. See y'all there! Gonna back out of the $$ pot though, my swing is kinda wonkie. :cry:

[duffer_devon]

I would like to thank, in advance, all of those TGN members who play in the skins game. I plan on using the money I win to retire (not that I work much now anyway).

[racmbs]

I would like to thank, in advance, all of those TGN members who play in the skins game. I plan on using the money I win to retire (not that I work much now anyway).

This is the smack talk thread DD, not the golf joke thread.

:p

Gonna back out of the $$ pot though, my swing is kinda wonkie. :cry:

meow.........

[TehFlakes]

you wont win all the skin's this time.
This is the smack talk thread DD, not the golf joke thread.

:p



meow.........

[racmbs]

you wont win all the skin's this time.

Actually Chad walked home the big winner last outing.....I missed birdie on 12, he drained it. Will and I have equally shared closest to the pin on 17 and missed our birdies, Chad beat us on the closest to the pin by an inch (I'd like to see the video tapes) and also sank his birdie.

It was a good showing for Chad.......but this weekend he's sick so we'll able to take advantage of this. :D

[Rocknronny]

All I no is that once I hit it tight on 17 I will once again take the cash home with me.:eek:

[golfguy25]

Actually Chad walked home the big winner last outing.....I missed birdie on 12, he drained it. Will and I have equally shared closest to the pin on 17 and missed our birdies, Chad beat us on the closest to the pin by an inch (I'd like to see the video tapes) and also sank his birdie.

It was a good showing for Chad.......but this weekend he's sick so we'll able to take advantage of this. :D

Sorry, you forgot about the chip in birdie on 16..just wanted to mention that..LOL:) oh yeah and I still managed to shoot 86....yikes!!

[racmbs]

All I no is that once I hit it tight on 17 I will once again take the cash home with me.:eek:

What I think the next course designer needs to do just for you RR, is make every hole the 17th of some famous courses from around the world :D

[Faemow]

:p

meow.........

Them's is fightin words! If not...it is now!!! :angry:. Fine, i'm gonna take my 3hrs of McD's pay and put it towards the pot. No practice rounds needed for me, my trustee 2Iron always saves me!.....SO does CTW offer volunteer caddies?

[SoNgMaN]

better bring the big purse sally

[Grass Roots Tour]

better bring the big purse sally


Why, does the big purse hit the ball farther than the driver? :p

Chad, the cheatin bass turd, will be pimpin the cart cover too, once again showing his cheating prowess but that wont save him from another 90's round. :eek:

Carts might be the order of the day to attempt (in vien I'm sure) to keep the gear as dry as possible. :confused:

[Dan_L]

If I play like I did tuesday...... I may get a skin. ;)

[golfguy25]

Why, does the big purse hit the ball farther than the driver? :p

Chad, the cheatin bass turd, will be pimpin the cart cover too, once again showing his cheating prowess but that wont save him from another 90's round. :eek:

Carts might be the order of the day to attempt (in vien I'm sure) to keep the gear as dry as possible. :confused:

Easy now...what's with all of these accusations???:)

[Grass Roots Tour]

Easy now...what's with all of these accusations???:)


Is that denial in your voice? :D

[golfguy25]

Is that denial in your voice? :D

Nope not at all...I know that you were REALLY jealous of Ronny and I in our PIMPED out Golf Cart!!!

If we play tomorrow...it's on man!!!!

[Grass Roots Tour]

If we play tomorrow...it's on man!!!!


Thats awefully easy to say from the protection of a covered golf cart but I doubt we'll be playin.

[golfguy25]

Thats awefully easy to say from the protection of a covered golf cart but I doubt we'll be playin.

If your a real man you'll be playin'!!!!