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  • FAMOUS GOLF QUOTES

    The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
    Tom Weiskopf

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  • #2
    I have a golf calendar that gives me a quote everyday.

    "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." - Unknown.
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    • #3
      "F@#K!!!!!!" - every golfer ever

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      • #4
        A game invented by idiots, for idiots, the object of which is to propel a small ball into an even-smaller hole, using implements singularly ill-devised for the purpose.

        Supposedly Winston Churchill, but I doubt it. Might have been Yogi Berra or possibly de Tocqueville.

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        • #5
          “If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.” - Lee Trevino

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          • #6
            Two of my favourites I've been told

            "Golf is a game of misses. Whoever misses the best is going to win" - Ben Hogan

            "Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do" - Bruce Crampton

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            • #7
              "It takes three good shots to get there in two..."

              Unknown Scottish caddie
              Sage of the GTA...

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              • #8
                "If you are playing well - just wait.. If you are playing badly - just wait. " Not sure who said it, but always rang true to me.

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                • #9
                  "If you really want to get to know somebody, play golf with them"

                  Donald J. Trump
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                  • #10
                    Bad shots usually come in threes.

                    If you hit a fourth bad shot, it's just the first of another three....
                    Sage of the GTA...

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                    • #11
                      "They ruined a perfectly good swamp when they built this course." - Ray Floyd on TPC Sawgrass Stadium Course.

                      ...also on TPC Sawgrass the year of the ice storm in Jacksonville: "Just put a white line around the course and call it casual grass."
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                      • #12
                        Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you are the best!.......Jack Nicklaus

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                        • #13
                          Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
                          ~Jimmy DeMaret
                          Gone golfin' ... be back about dark-thirty.

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                          • #14
                            I play in the high 70's. Anything warmer and I stay in the clubhouse and have a drink - Dean Martin and variations of Bob Hope
                            "I never answer the phone; there maybe someone on the other end!" Fred Couples

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                            • #15
                              I very much doubt that Trump coined this bit of wisdom.

                              Originally posted by 73monte View Post
                              "If you really want to get to know somebody, play golf with them"

                              Donald J. Trump
                              This isn't a dress rehearsal. Enjoy yourself. There's no do-over.

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