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  • SmoothBomber
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    "It's not how, just how many"

    Usually hear that one on the same hole as "thin it to win it"

    Also that line about golf being the best way to get to know someone has been said about many games and as far as I know, the first famous guy to say something like that was Plato when he said
    "I can learn more about a man in 20 minutes of play than 6 hours of conversation"
    ...so I guess he'd have you all figured out around the second green.

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  • Emtee
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    This is also a "that's what she said" ...

    Never up, never in.

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  • jefflin
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    I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. - Gilbert K. Chesterton

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  • jefflin
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    A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors. - Frank Butler

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  • jefflin
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    Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P.G. Wodehouse

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  • Golden Domer
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    "I never got this far in my dreams!" Bubba Watson on winning the Masters.

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  • jaybee
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    Two that really aren't quoted by anyone famous, but the quotes themselves can be classified as such. I hear both at least once a round regardless of who I'm playing with

    "I think it opens up over there"

    "It should be ok"

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  • bogey5
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    Originally posted by Playthru View Post
    "Its a long way from the range to the first tee"

    not sure who said it originally but my club pro said it to me when I was striping it on the range but could not take it to the course.

    How true!
    Moe Norman said something along the lines of "It's the longest walk ........... and winners take their swing to the first tee, losers don't.

    Too many days I've gone to #1 and found the latter.

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  • mpare
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    Too true.

    Originally posted by Playthru View Post
    "Its a long way from the range to the first tee"

    not sure who said it originally but my club pro said it to me when I was striping it on the range but could not take it to the course.

    How true!

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  • landlord
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    Originally posted by Benz View Post
    "When President Ford is here, we don't know which course he's going to play until his first drive hits the ground."

    Bob Hope
    Another Hopeism, paraphrased: "When they landed on the moon, they found a golf ball. It had Gerald Ford's name on it."

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  • Playthru
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    "Its a long way from the range to the first tee"

    not sure who said it originally but my club pro said it to me when I was striping it on the range but could not take it to the course.

    How true!

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  • gatsby
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    While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.I only hit two good balls today. I stepped on a rake --Henny Youngman

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  • gatsby
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    "My family was so poor they couldn't afford any kids. The lady next door had me " Lee again

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  • mpare
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    This one may become more infamous in the hindsight of history.

    "I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf." --Donald J. Trump, August, 2016

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  • jefflin
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    "He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie." - Mickey Mantle

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