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  • #31
    Yogi Berra Yogi'isms

    "Ninety per cent of short putts don't go in."

    "Eighty per cent of the balls that don't reach the hole don't go in."

    "I think they just got through marinating the greens."


    The man was a classic.
    No good deed goes unpunished.
    A birdie is usually followed by

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    • #32
      Yogi always made me smile, notwithstanding that he was a Yankee.

      Originally posted by trebor View Post
      Yogi Berra Yogi'isms

      "Ninety per cent of short putts don't go in."

      "Eighty per cent of the balls that don't reach the hole don't go in."

      "I think they just got through marinating the greens."


      The man was a classic.
      This isn't a dress rehearsal. Enjoy yourself. There's no do-over.

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      • #33
        "Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character."

        Arnie
        This isn't a dress rehearsal. Enjoy yourself. There's no do-over.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by mpare View Post
          Thanks for that.
          YAW, he was a prolific and amusing writer: https://www.goodreads.com/author/quo...dehouse?page=3
          Though hated in the UK post war for his nazi broadcast while he was interred in apparently luxuriously.

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          • #35
            A student is struggling to hit is driver off the tee

            His instructor says you have too much LOFT

            Too much LOFT? says the student...

            Yeah - Lack Of F'n Talent

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            • #36
              "Ain't no pictures on the score card".

              I don't know who first said it, but I first heard it exclaimed about one of my shots (WAY offline but kicked off the rocks to 2 feet!) by a client. Laugh every time since.
              Still getting the hang of this game!

              In the Ogio Atlas for riding or Ogio Vaporlite for carrying:

              Ping G2 with HOT PINK Grafalloy Bimatrix
              Srixon W-403 AD 5 wood
              Nike 23 degree hybrid
              Ping eye2+ irons 5-PW
              Cleveland CG14 Gunmetal 52, 56
              Bronze Ping Anser 3 with Tigershark grip

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              • #37
                This sits on my desk in my home office......

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                No good deed goes unpunished.
                A birdie is usually followed by

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                • #38
                  "He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie." - Mickey Mantle
                  Cobra L5V- Nunchuk shaft
                  Ping Rapture V2 4W
                  Adams Idea Pro 2H
                  Accuform PTM
                  SC Red X

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                  • #39
                    This one may become more infamous in the hindsight of history.

                    "I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf." --Donald J. Trump, August, 2016
                    This isn't a dress rehearsal. Enjoy yourself. There's no do-over.

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                    • #40
                      "My family was so poor they couldn't afford any kids. The lady next door had me " Lee again
                      "I never answer the phone; there maybe someone on the other end!" Fred Couples

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                      • #41
                        While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.I only hit two good balls today. I stepped on a rake --Henny Youngman
                        "I never answer the phone; there maybe someone on the other end!" Fred Couples

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                        • #42
                          "Its a long way from the range to the first tee"

                          not sure who said it originally but my club pro said it to me when I was striping it on the range but could not take it to the course.

                          How true!

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Benz View Post
                            "When President Ford is here, we don't know which course he's going to play until his first drive hits the ground."

                            Bob Hope
                            Another Hopeism, paraphrased: "When they landed on the moon, they found a golf ball. It had Gerald Ford's name on it."

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                            • #44
                              Too true.

                              Originally posted by Playthru View Post
                              "Its a long way from the range to the first tee"

                              not sure who said it originally but my club pro said it to me when I was striping it on the range but could not take it to the course.

                              How true!
                              This isn't a dress rehearsal. Enjoy yourself. There's no do-over.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Playthru View Post
                                "Its a long way from the range to the first tee"

                                not sure who said it originally but my club pro said it to me when I was striping it on the range but could not take it to the course.

                                How true!
                                Moe Norman said something along the lines of "It's the longest walk ........... and winners take their swing to the first tee, losers don't.

                                Too many days I've gone to #1 and found the latter.

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