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  • trebor
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    This sits on my desk in my home office......

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  • mcgsxr
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    "Ain't no pictures on the score card".

    I don't know who first said it, but I first heard it exclaimed about one of my shots (WAY offline but kicked off the rocks to 2 feet!) by a client. Laugh every time since.

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  • spas1
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    A student is struggling to hit is driver off the tee

    His instructor says you have too much LOFT

    Too much LOFT? says the student...

    Yeah - Lack Of F'n Talent

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  • 4underthru9
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    Originally posted by mpare View Post
    Thanks for that.
    YAW, he was a prolific and amusing writer: https://www.goodreads.com/author/quo...dehouse?page=3
    Though hated in the UK post war for his nazi broadcast while he was interred in apparently luxuriously.

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  • mpare
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    "Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character."

    Arnie

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  • mpare
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    Yogi always made me smile, notwithstanding that he was a Yankee.

    Originally posted by trebor View Post
    Yogi Berra Yogi'isms

    "Ninety per cent of short putts don't go in."

    "Eighty per cent of the balls that don't reach the hole don't go in."

    "I think they just got through marinating the greens."


    The man was a classic.

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  • trebor
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    Yogi Berra Yogi'isms

    "Ninety per cent of short putts don't go in."

    "Eighty per cent of the balls that don't reach the hole don't go in."

    "I think they just got through marinating the greens."


    The man was a classic.

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  • Bellyhungry
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    'What a stupid I am'

    - Roberto De Vincenzo, after signing the wrong scorecard at the Masters and therefore missing the playoff for the green jacket.

    Honorable mention:

    'I am an idiot'

    - Phil sliced his 18th tee shot at Winged Foot with 1-shot lead in the final round, taking himself out of winning the US Open, the major that still eludes him.

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  • mpare
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    Thanks for that.

    Originally posted by 4underthru9 View Post
    Maybe some are confusing the quote with this one by P G Wodehouse, 1881-1975:

    " To find a man's true character play golf with him".

    Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse KBE was a British-American author and one of the most widely read humorists of the 20th century

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  • gatsby
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    " While we're young " Al Czervik

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  • 4underthru9
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    Maybe some are confusing the quote with this one by P G Wodehouse, 1881-1975:

    " To find a man's true character play golf with him".

    Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse KBE was a British-American author and one of the most widely read humorists of the 20th century
    Last edited by 4underthru9; Apr 10, 2019, 12:33 AM.

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  • mpare
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    That was my recollection as well.

    Originally posted by Pin Seeker View Post

    Sorry that was Arnold Palmer

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  • Pin Seeker
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    Originally posted by 73monte View Post
    "If you really want to get to know somebody, play golf with them"

    Donald J. Trump
    Sorry that was Arnold Palmer

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  • Pingeye2_fan
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    "I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's going to come down for quite a while."

    Carl Spackler

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  • mpare
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    I'm surprised by your reaction. I wasn't impugning your integrity. Rather, I was expressing my doubt regarding Trump's claim to have been the originator of this. Arnie used this phrase or words like it for a very long time.

    Originally posted by 73monte View Post

    In this Country, you can feel free to doubt anything you like. I doubt you're going to post anything of interest to anyone anytime soon.
    Last edited by mpare; Apr 9, 2019, 09:46 PM.

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