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FAMOUS GOLF QUOTES

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  • jefflin
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    One hundred years of experienced had demonstrated that the game is temporary insanity practiced in a pasture. - Dave Kindred

    The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. - Ben Hogan

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  • jefflin
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    The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing - Phyllis Diller

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  • Big Shooter
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    "I don't always play this bad"

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  • jefflin
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    I don't let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time - Angelo Spagnolo

    Golf sits in that beautiful junction between perfection and frustration. - Colleen Ferrary Bader

    Be a mind beater - not a ball beater - Moe Norman

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  • DrShankenstein
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    My wife made me a millionaire....... before I was married , I was a multimillionaire!
    .....Chi Chi Rodriguez

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  • 4underthru9
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    Originally posted by jefflin View Post
    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting. - Dan Jenkins
    I agree no sense at all, doesn't listen or cannot hear.

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  • jefflin
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    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting. - Dan Jenkins

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  • jefflin
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    As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

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  • tarrantian
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    Thought of this thread when at Lakewood Shores in Michigan - Our bathroom had wallpaper that was literally covered in golf quotes...

    See the attached photo

    ​​​​​​ - Ian
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  • sikoram
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    90% of Titleists are born deaf "Turn you sonova..." and anything Peter Alliss ever said.

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  • ShaneBarnes
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    Always loved this one for a laugh..

    "The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top."

    And something I tend to say once per round to playing partners..

    "The most important shot in golf is the next one."

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  • Fukiov
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    Originally posted by rpangman View Post
    Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
    ~Jimmy DeMaret
    I like this one!

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  • jefflin
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    The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law. - H.G. Wells.

    I am assuming this is reference to the style and colour pallet of pant wear a golfer usually wears?

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  • SmoothBomber
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    Originally posted by 4underthru9 View Post

    In fact there is no evidence whatsoever that Plato wrote or said that.
    There are several vrsions of the "quote" all of which are up for discussion:

    https://quoteinvestigator.com/2015/07/30/hour-play/
    TY. Silly me for not dbl checking something a high school English teacher told me. Still tho...that line is at least as old as Platos time.

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  • 4underthru9
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    Originally posted by SmoothBomber View Post
    "It's not how, just how many"

    Usually hear that one on the same hole as "thin it to win it"

    Also that line about golf being the best way to get to know someone has been said about many games and as far as I know, the first famous guy to say something like that was Plato when he said
    "I can learn more about a man in 20 minutes of play than 6 hours of conversation"
    ...so I guess he'd have you all figured out around the second green.
    In fact there is no evidence whatsoever that Plato wrote or said that.
    There are several vrsions of the "quote" all of which are up for discussion:

    https://quoteinvestigator.com/2015/07/30/hour-play/

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