GOOD LAWYER JOKE.
A young smart *** lawyer and a senior citizen get seated next to each other on a transatlantic flight.
The lawyer is thinking to himself these seniors are so dumb these days that I could easily get one over on this old guy.
So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game to pass the time on the long flight.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun and goes like this."I'll ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The senior doesn't say a word, just reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer scratches his head for awhile, mean while the senior falls asleep waiting.
Getting frustrated the lawyer gets his laptop out and tries searching all references to the question to see if he can find the answer on the internet.
He then sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The senior yawns reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes right back to sleep.
A young smart *** lawyer and a senior citizen get seated next to each other on a transatlantic flight.
The lawyer is thinking to himself these seniors are so dumb these days that I could easily get one over on this old guy.
So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game to pass the time on the long flight.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun and goes like this."I'll ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The senior doesn't say a word, just reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer scratches his head for awhile, mean while the senior falls asleep waiting.
Getting frustrated the lawyer gets his laptop out and tries searching all references to the question to see if he can find the answer on the internet.
He then sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The senior yawns reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes right back to sleep.
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