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  • #31
    Firstly, words matter! I am a big time lyric guy - if they don't work I have trouble appreciating the song. Ariana's stuff there is pretty on the nose and basic. I'd concur it's not exactly Leonard Cohen.

    This is bit on the nose too, but so much better!

    ""You let me violate you
    You let me desecrate you
    You let me penetrate you
    You let me complicate you
    I broke apart my insides
    (Help me) I've got no soul to sell
    (Help me) the only thing that works for me
    Help me get away from myself
    I wanna **** you like an animal
    I wanna feel you from the inside
    I wanna **** you like an animal
    My whole existence is flawed
    You get me closer to God
    You can have my isolation
    You can have the hate that it brings
    You can have my absence of faith
    You can have my everything
    you tear down my reason
    (Help me) it's your sex I can smell
    (Help me) you make me perfect
    (Help me become somebody else
    I wanna **** you like an animal
    I wanna feel you from the inside
    I wanna **** you like an animal
    My whole existence is flawed
    You get me closer to God
    Through every forest
    Above the trees
    Within my stomach
    Scraped off my knees
    I drink the honey
    Inside your hive
    You are the reason
    I stay alive"

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Ignatius Reilly View Post

      I agree.

      I hate the narrowness of many Sirius stations. Hard to move forward if you're stuck on one channel.

      It's not much better if you choose any of the "modern" or "alternative" feeds. They're all the same too.
      If you haven't tried it already and like a broad yet well curated mix, try radioparadise.com. Main mix goes WIDE but is solid and I've heard so many great tracks for the first time. The Rock mix is good when you want it a bit harder and keeps you from some of the more arcane world beats that sometimes show up in the main.

      I listen all the time (and am a 15+ year sirius subscriber) but RP never wears you out with repetition.

      P

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      • #33
        Originally posted by petvan View Post
        Firstly, words matter! I am a big time lyric guy - if they don't work I have trouble appreciating the song. Ariana's stuff there is pretty on the nose and basic. I'd concur it's not exactly Leonard Cohen.

        This is bit on the nose too, but so much better!

        ""You let me violate you
        You let me desecrate you
        You let me penetrate you
        You let me complicate you
        I broke apart my insides
        (Help me) I've got no soul to sell
        (Help me) the only thing that works for me
        Help me get away from myself
        I wanna **** you like an animal
        I wanna feel you from the inside
        I wanna **** you like an animal
        My whole existence is flawed
        You get me closer to God
        You can have my isolation
        You can have the hate that it brings
        You can have my absence of faith
        You can have my everything
        you tear down my reason
        (Help me) it's your sex I can smell
        (Help me) you make me perfect
        (Help me become somebody else
        I wanna **** you like an animal
        I wanna feel you from the inside
        I wanna **** you like an animal
        My whole existence is flawed
        You get me closer to God
        Through every forest
        Above the trees
        Within my stomach
        Scraped off my knees
        I drink the honey
        Inside your hive
        You are the reason
        I stay alive"
        I was in grade 9 when this album came out (NIN - Downward Spiral). My mom heard it and almost confiscated it, but I managed to convince her that it was just artistic expression that wouldn't have a negative effect on my teenaged mind. I still have my original copy.

        PS - for those of us born in the late '70s/early '80s, there's a convincing argument that 1994 is one of the greatest years in the history of music

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        • #34
          Originally posted by TheBaconator View Post

          PS - for those of us born in the late '70s/early '80s, there's a convincing argument that 1994 is one of the greatest years in the history of music
          have u run that “hot take” by the Bach and Beethoven subset on this board

          I kid - love my 80’s stuff - was born in late 60s

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          • #35
            I resent that. I happen to like Bach and Beethoven. LMAO



            Originally posted by Bosco View Post

            have u run that “hot take” by the Bach and Beethoven subset on this board

            I kid - love my 80’s stuff - was born in late 60s
            This isn't a dress rehearsal. Enjoy yourself. There's no do-over.

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            • #36
              Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Bloodhound Gang.

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

              Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me
              And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
              So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel
              Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
              And you're getting two thumbs up
              You've had enough of two-hand touch
              You want it rough, you're out of bounds
              I want you smothered, want you covered
              Like my Waffle House hash browns
              Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola
              Stock you are inclined to make me rise
              An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
              You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
              So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
              (Do it again now)
              You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
              So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
              (Gettin' horny now)
              Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
              Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
              Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics
              Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas
              But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
              Means small craft advisory
              So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five
              You sunk my battle ship please turn me on
              I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
              So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"
              You'll love it just like Lyle
              And then we'll do it doggie style
              So we can both watch X-Files
              You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
              So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
              (Do it again now)
              You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
              So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
              (Gettin' horny now)
              You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
              So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
              (Do it again now)
              You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
              So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
              You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
              So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
              (Do it again now)
              You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
              So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
              (Gettin' horny now)
              MEMBER OF THE 2012 AND 2015 RYDER CUP CHAMPS!

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              • #37
                I'm probably the biggest lyric fan around. Spend hours dissecting lyrical meaning in metaphors. Nobody is better at lyrics than Maynard IMO. That being said, I guess I am getting old too because IMO the song in the OP is trash, and the lyrics are both weak and overly trashy. Not as bad as that WAP fiasco, but still awful. Could also be because my young daughters also like to read into lyrics

                I remember reading the lyrics to Poker Face and both laughing and rolling my eyes at the same time.

                'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
                I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'


                Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Jeffc View Post
                  Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Bloodhound Gang.
                  Or their song Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo


                  Vulcanize the whoopee stick
                  In the ham wallet
                  Cattle prod the oyster ditch
                  With the lap rocket
                  Batter-dip the cranny axe
                  In the gut locker
                  Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
                  With the boink swatter
                  If I get you in the loop
                  When I make a point to be straight with you then
                  In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
                  I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
                  I don't wanna beat around the bush
                  Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
                  Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
                  Marinate the nether rod
                  In the squish mitten
                  Power drill the yippee bog
                  With the dude piston
                  Pressure wash the quiver bone
                  In the ***** wrinkle
                  Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
                  With the pork steeple,
                  If I get you in the loop
                  When I make a point to be straight with you then
                  In lieu of the innuendo, in…

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                  • #39
                    Schylling subtle - not as out there as spinal taps - lick my love pump

                    mpare the classics inspired all

                    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H7vk5keNbRc

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Bosco View Post
                      Schylling subtle - not as out there as spinal taps - lick my love pump

                      mpare the classics inspired all

                      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H7vk5keNbRc
                      Classic!

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                      • #41
                        Sex Farm is more sophisticated.

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                        • #42
                          Good job Petvan. I was looking to raise good Trent Reznor from the late 80’s.

                          As a father of teen girls I prefer not to listen to the lyrics of most of their music.

                          I seem to have survived Rock n Roll and some gangsta rap so I figure they will be OK even if their taste is music trends away from my own.

                          Wouldn’t want kids too young hearing that stuff mind you.
                          Still getting the hang of this game!

                          In the Ogio Atlas for riding or Ogio Vaporlite for carrying:

                          Ping G2 with HOT PINK Grafalloy Bimatrix
                          Srixon W-403 AD 5 wood
                          Nike 23 degree hybrid
                          Ping eye2+ irons 5-PW
                          Cleveland CG14 Gunmetal 52, 56
                          Bronze Ping Anser 3 with Tigershark grip

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                          • #43
                            Big Shooter put this one on a USB he gave me

                            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=adR6lMQrfMI

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                            • #44
                              You know you're getting old.....

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                              plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

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                              • #45
                                I remember those. USB sticks are so cheap these days, they could do this kind of promo again.

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