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  • Mitch Marner carjacker punishment ideas???

    Mitch Marner carjackers have been caught.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toron...rges-1.6774482

    Let's face it....Mitch Marner is a legend in Toronto. If Mitch Marner had been injured in the carjacking, the Leafs would be done right now. In other countries, the punishment for messing around with a legend would be severe. Here in Canada, the criminals will probably do 10 hours of community service.

    I say we punish the criminals "Canadian hockey style". Here is the proposed punishment:

    1) each criminal is tied to a hockey net naked on ice.
    2) Mitch Marner is allowed 50 slapshots from any distance.
    3) only slapshots that make contact with the criminals will be counted.

    Justice served!

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    Have to watch 100 hours of Leaf playoff games from the past 5 seasons
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    • #3
      Originally posted by unskinnybop99 View Post
      Mitch Marner carjackers have been caught.

      https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toron...rges-1.6774482

      Let's face it....Mitch Marner is a legend in Toronto. If Mitch Marner had been injured in the carjacking, the Leafs would be done right now. In other countries, the punishment for messing around with a legend would be severe. Here in Canada, the criminals will probably do 10 hours of community service.

      I say we punish the criminals "Canadian hockey style". Here is the proposed punishment:

      1) each criminal is tied to a hockey net naked on ice.
      2) Mitch Marner is allowed 50 slapshots from any distance.
      3) only slapshots that make contact with the criminals will be counted.

      Justice served!
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      • #4
        Mitch Marner is a legend?

        The bar for legends certainly has been lowered.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Gridiron View Post
          Mitch Marner is a legend?

          The bar for legends certainly has been lowered.
          "Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened "

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          • #6
            Originally posted by unskinnybop99 View Post
            Mitch Marner carjackers have been caught.

            https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toron...rges-1.6774482

            Let's face it....Mitch Marner is a legend in Toronto. If Mitch Marner had been injured in the carjacking, the Leafs would be done right now. In other countries, the punishment for messing around with a legend would be severe. Here in Canada, the criminals will probably do 10 hours of community service.

            I say we punish the criminals "Canadian hockey style". Here is the proposed punishment:

            1) each criminal is tied to a hockey net naked on ice.
            2) Mitch Marner is allowed 50 slapshots from any distance.
            3) only slapshots that make contact with the criminals will be counted.

            Justice served!
            Legend?

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            • #7
              Maybe the first time somebody was afraid of getting in front of his slap shot

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              • #8
                Originally posted by bogey5 View Post
                Maybe the first time somebody was afraid of getting in front of his slap shot
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                "Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened "

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                • #9
                  Simple solution.
                  Each suspect goes 5 minutes with Tie Domi...no referee interference....nuff said.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Gridiron View Post
                    Mitch Marner is a legend?

                    The bar for legends certainly has been lowered.
                    ......

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Gridiron View Post
                      Mitch Marner is a legend?

                      The bar for legends certainly has been lowered.

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                      • #12
                        Some of you will be surprised to learn Mariner is ranked 11th as all-time Leaf point leader (3 points behind Rick Vaive…will probably pass Vaive next week and enter top 10 as all-time Leaf point leader). Currently ranked 7th in most assist as a Leaf. He has already passed Wendel Clark, Doug Gilmour, Lanny McDonald, and Tim Horton.

                        Marner will likely enter top 5 as all-time Leaf point leader next year.

                        How do you like them apples now?

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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            Back to the question at hand. If they are a leafs fan, offer them free front row seats to the next leafs stanley cup appearance.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by unskinnybop99 View Post
                              Some of you will be surprised to learn Mariner is ranked 11th as all-time Leaf point leader (3 points behind Rick Vaive…will probably pass Vaive next week and enter top 10 as all-time Leaf point leader). Currently ranked 7th in most assist as a Leaf. He has already passed Wendel Clark, Doug Gilmour, Lanny McDonald, and Tim Horton.

                              Marner will likely enter top 5 as all-time Leaf point leader next year.

                              How do you like them apples now?
                              oddly, he might be the first player to score 1000 points in a Leafs uniform. Hard to believe they haven't had one.
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