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  • #31
    Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

    Originally posted by Ignatius Reilly View Post
    Really?

    After a round - in which I've pulled a ball or two out of slimy stagnant water, spilled some beer or Gatoraid on my fingers, peed in the bushes - another hands-on activity, eaten a half-molten powerbar, covered my face with sunscreen, covered my arms in DEET, sneezed six times, put my hand in and out of my sweat-soaked glove....

    Then at the end of the round, I run my hands through my hair, which I washed that morning.

    Really?

    HTFU....
    Hilarious, and very true.

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    • #32
      Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

      Originally posted by The Troll View Post
      I have great hair....you should be honoured to get that close to touching it.
      True Story.
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      • #33
        Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

        Originally posted by luv2golow View Post
        True Story.
        You know it brother.
        I like big putts and I cannot lie
        You other putters can't deny
        That when a putt goes in with an itty bitty pace
        You're gonna fist pump in their face - Sir Putts-A-Lot

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        • #34
          Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

          Originally posted by The Troll View Post
          You know it brother.

          I was told a few locks of your coif are encased in glass at the 'downer for when the ladies need some inspiration.
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          • #35
            Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

            Originally posted by luv2golow View Post
            I was told a few locks of your coif are encased in glass at the 'downer for when the ladies need some inspiration.
            As it should be....
            I like big putts and I cannot lie
            You other putters can't deny
            That when a putt goes in with an itty bitty pace
            You're gonna fist pump in their face - Sir Putts-A-Lot

            It's how well you golf fast!!!!

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            • #36
              Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

              Wow we are way over thinking but the point is made - carry hand sanitizer or pour a beer over your hands after LOL

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              • #37
                Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

                I haven't been to the 'Downer in quite a while.
                Now knowing that The Troll's locks are enshrined there is enough of an excuse to re-visit. Thanks for the heads-up guys !!! The visit will require a bottom-less pocket of $20 dollar bills !
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                • #38
                  Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

                  After yesterday's round at the Hero WC

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                  • #39
                    Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

                    Originally posted by sauerkraut View Post
                    After yesterday's round at the Hero WC

                    https://t.co/jaciBqPIM5

                    No Kuch, you didn't!?
                    Every great idea starts out as a blasphemy

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                    • #40
                      Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

                      Originally posted by Big Shooter View Post
                      No Kuch, you didn't!?
                      Wait til the germaphobe that started that thread sees this.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

                        Originally posted by Big Shooter View Post
                        No Kuch, you didn't!?
                        to be fair he used his left hand to check and see if what little bit he had was still there.
                        We can all breath easier now.
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                        • #42
                          Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

                          Originally posted by kich View Post
                          Wait til the germaphobe that started that thread sees this.
                          I ain't no germaphobe. Far from it actually as my wife would tell you Don't even ask about the state of my hockey gear

                          I just think its an odd thing to do immediately before shaking hands which is supposed to be, among other things, a show of respect.

                          Fail on Kuch's part. At least Jordan used his left hand to wipe his slimy head.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

                            Originally posted by newy View Post
                            I ain't no germaphobe. Far from it actually as my wife would tell you Don't even ask about the state of my hockey gear
                            So you wear you slimy, god awful smelly hockey gloves all game and shake hands after the game . . .
                            If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

                              Glove on fist pump actually. Very different sports too. For instance, my opponents don't flip out if I step in the line of their shot

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                              • #45
                                Re: Shaking Hands After Running Your Hand Through Your Own Hair

                                Originally posted by newy View Post
                                Glove on fist pump actually. Very different sports too. For instance, my opponents don't flip out if I step in the line of their shot
                                Leaving your glove on for the post game hand shake is very rude and disrespectful.


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